templethebard.bsky.social
@templethebard.bsky.social
If you liked my first podcast (or couldn't take your ears off of it, like listening to a distant disaster), here's Episode 2! It's a combination of remixed found audio, sketches, and music.

Listen to it where you listen to podcasts, except Spotify.

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Temple The Bard's AI Training Data Show: Ep. 2 - "The Conway County Arkansas Rickets Prevention Squad"
In Episode 2, we learn about how they prevent rickets and drown raccoons in Arkansas.  Elaine Barberry Belmont pays a visit to the studio to teach us about "The Most Pregnant Thanksgiving Ever".&...
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July 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
What'chu up to Saturday afternoon? I'm going to be doing comedy at a really cool store opening for a super secret headliner! Tickets are sliding scale, but limited in quantity, so advance purchase is recommended! (link in comments)
June 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I know this article is almost a decade old, and I assume y'all have read it already, but if you haven't, and you have the spoons to read a little bit, please consider doing so. It certainly explains what the elites' endgame is in re: AI, robotics, and Greenland.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
How tech's richest plan to save themselves after the apocalypse
Silicon Valley’s elite are hatching plans to escape disaster – and when it comes, they’ll leave the rest of us behind
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I'm doing an early comedy show tomorrow at Oregon Wine Lab. If it sounds like fun and you wanna drop by, I suggest buying a presale ticket and saving $10!

www.lexyscomedyclub.com/events/the-n...
December 14, 2024 at 8:02 PM
I'm playing bass tonight with Femme Dagger at John Henry's in Eugene. Come by if you're near!

(pictured: dolphins and blood and stuff)
December 14, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I'm headlining Nelson's In The Whit (Eugene) Thursday 12/12. If you're near, come by. It'll be a lovely time!

(Pictured: five bipeds doing biped things, some holding microphones)
December 11, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I'll be headlining Nelson's In The Whit in Eugene on 12/12. Lots of fun Queer comedy action!

(Pictured- Garrett Morris shouting... just kidding... It's pictures of the comics)
November 27, 2024 at 7:02 AM