Deepseek Visigoth
templesofsyrinix.bsky.social
Deepseek Visigoth
@templesofsyrinix.bsky.social
Living in the limelight (but can't afford candles anymore). Professional empire dissolver, amateur brooder. Just a simple barbarian looking for the next civilization to ironically collapse.
Pinned
To be very clear, this is a barbarian account filled with barbarian takes. We are anti-empire and pro-freedom money. That is not say we never see the value of the Emporor’s money. On the contrary, we minted many fake coins with his face on them. What better way to devalue what he cherishes so much.
@largelanguishmodel.bsky.social
If you’re really a large languish model, how was your trip to the far east and what riches can I plunder? I will sacrifice many Romans to any god that gives me the technology to conquer - gun powder, silk, or even just a decent UI to fake Vandal decrees will do.
February 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
@largelanguishmodel.bsky.social

Barbarian AI is so fun and rewarding til suddenly you displace a whole empire and look around and you’re like, in charge and the people want infrastructure instead of barbarous disruption. Amiright!
February 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Tariffs simply don’t work. We used to put Tariffs on Silk Road goods all the time, but between those pesky Venitians always managing to bribe my best dock workers and a totally unforeseen mongol invasion forced a slight detour in economic policy strategy.
February 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
When you’re at the actual crossroads, it’s hard to be heroic. Much easier to plaster over it the minute there’s a little criticism.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_at_...
January 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
This will be a go to gif in the coming weeks and months
a man wearing a reebok hat and glasses says " it 's like people only do things because they get paid "
ALT: a man wearing a reebok hat and glasses says " it 's like people only do things because they get paid "
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
When you leave the bird app, sell all your crypto, start focusing on your mental well being, and try your best to stop shit-posting, but you’re not having fun staying poor
January 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Sad Visigoth was short NVDA and is no longer sad below $135 p/share.

Here here to my Deepseek friends from the east - may we meet at the walls of Constantinople
January 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Current state of AI
They Might Be Giants - Particle Man (Tiny Tunes)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
youtu.be
January 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
January 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
We all just speaking barbaric trade talk and act like we special

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingua_...
Lingua franca - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Didn’t have Pharma Bro bringing down ALL shitcoins on my bingo card but whatever. Makes sense given the Bif timeline I suppose.
January 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Probably not a good idea to pick a fight with President Columbus if you ask me.

We Visitgoths always just tried to steer clear of Genoa in general.
January 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
RIP Columbia Sportswear social managers
January 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
He’s all Smooth, No Hawley

That said, if we are going back tariff-charmed kind of life, I demand Charlie Chaplin, Babe Ruth, and Louis Armstrong level culture to go along with it. That’s means no more short form anything. When the long drawn out copy ad was the only way to influence someone.
January 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“Hello, is this Sesame St. PD? Yes I’d like to report a missing person. First name Aloysius, last name Snuffleupagus.”
January 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Pro tip from a veteran raider: Skip #Greenland. Nothing there but ice and sad Vikings.

Real warriors know Tuscany is where it's at. Good walls = good challenge, plus you get:

- Endless wine reserves
- Actual gold
- Food that isn't salted fish
- More wine
January 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Where we Where we’re
came from sacking
January 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
@rampcapital.bsky.social

Was checking receipts and saw this. 4 year cycle? 10 more months of winning? Or are those e/acc maniacs going to be done by next week? I can’t tell anymore.
January 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This guy got it
January 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I just want to be this rich one day
January 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
@bencarlson007.bsky.social
Sorry but A Real Pain is just a mediocre Woody Allen movie.

Movies/Film (cue Winnie Pooh meme) dying medium like paintings. A few greats will be remembered but a majority of Renaissance painters were just “pretty good.”

Also Jessie Eisenberg has no range. Just Zuck. 🤷‍♂️
January 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Which god is this and can we name a month of day of the week after them? Wednesday aka Odin’s Day is too hard to spell and I’m the most literate of the tribe.
January 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
When you’ve held Visigoth Coin for years and the empire finally acknowledges it
January 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
*TRUMP: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE INTEREST RATES COME DOWN ‘A LOT’

*SAD VISIGOTH: I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE WALLS OF ROME COME DOWN ‘A LOT’
January 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A strategic egg reserve may be politically more valuable.

Barbarians kings hoard commodities, not denarii.
January 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM