Cool chair. Does the hostage come with it or do I have to pay separately for shipping?
March 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Cool chair. Does the hostage come with it or do I have to pay separately for shipping?
What in the actual F?!?!?!
March 19, 2025 at 10:11 AM
What in the actual F?!?!?!
Dear world, we're sorry he's a walking advertisement for birth control, an embodiment of stepping on a lego, a life-sized typo, a warm beer served in a dirty glass, a person-shaped pile of shame, and a waste of perfectly good oxygen. Sincerely, half of the USA.
March 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Dear world, we're sorry he's a walking advertisement for birth control, an embodiment of stepping on a lego, a life-sized typo, a warm beer served in a dirty glass, a person-shaped pile of shame, and a waste of perfectly good oxygen. Sincerely, half of the USA.
Don't feel bad, President Zelenskyy...tRUMP isn't on the side of Americans either.
March 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Don't feel bad, President Zelenskyy...tRUMP isn't on the side of Americans either.
My bank has a new service that sends you your balance via text. It's cool, I just don't think they should add “LOL” at the end.
February 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
My bank has a new service that sends you your balance via text. It's cool, I just don't think they should add “LOL” at the end.
To my LGBTQIA+ family...no matter WHAT they do, they will NEVER rain on OUR parade!!!!! We're not going anywhere!!!!
February 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
To my LGBTQIA+ family...no matter WHAT they do, they will NEVER rain on OUR parade!!!!! We're not going anywhere!!!!
Aww shucks...the Pillbillies aren't happy.
February 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Aww shucks...the Pillbillies aren't happy.
I have decided to stop being self-aware.
What I do is none of my business.
What I do is none of my business.
February 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I have decided to stop being self-aware.
What I do is none of my business.
What I do is none of my business.
Now might be a good time to remind everyone that the phrase “I was just following orders.” was rejected as a defense at the Nuremberg Trials. Just saying.
February 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Now might be a good time to remind everyone that the phrase “I was just following orders.” was rejected as a defense at the Nuremberg Trials. Just saying.
Isn't it ironic...? If you put dots on his signature it looks like a Klan rally. Coincidence? Probably. He's too stupid to be that clever. But still...
Wake Up - Rise Up
Wake Up - Rise Up
February 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Isn't it ironic...? If you put dots on his signature it looks like a Klan rally. Coincidence? Probably. He's too stupid to be that clever. But still...
Wake Up - Rise Up
Wake Up - Rise Up
If they ever succeed at this...Civil War.
Wake Up - Rise Up.
Wake Up - Rise Up.
February 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If they ever succeed at this...Civil War.
Wake Up - Rise Up.
Wake Up - Rise Up.
Can't argue this fact.
February 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Can't argue this fact.
So I bought something...Proudly.
February 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
So I bought something...Proudly.
If you think supporting the poor is what’s draining our finances, take a closer look at how much we spend keeping the ultra-rich comfortable.
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February 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
If you think supporting the poor is what’s draining our finances, take a closer look at how much we spend keeping the ultra-rich comfortable.
I like to keep the rules pretty basic here at home...
February 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I like to keep the rules pretty basic here at home...
...but, the price of eggs, right?
February 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
...but, the price of eggs, right?
This is the person he chose to represent YOU as the face of spirituality. That den of snakes grows bigger every day, yet they all look and act the same.
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This is the person he chose to represent YOU as the face of spirituality. That den of snakes grows bigger every day, yet they all look and act the same.
(waking up and seeing The Kid smirking guiltily)
Me: "Did you draw a penis on my face while I was sleeping again?!?!"
The Kid: (laughing) "Yes."
Me: "Dammit!!! Although, I do have to say, you drew it pretty well."
The Kid: "Thanks. I traced it."
Me: "Did you draw a penis on my face while I was sleeping again?!?!"
The Kid: (laughing) "Yes."
Me: "Dammit!!! Although, I do have to say, you drew it pretty well."
The Kid: "Thanks. I traced it."
February 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
(waking up and seeing The Kid smirking guiltily)
Me: "Did you draw a penis on my face while I was sleeping again?!?!"
The Kid: (laughing) "Yes."
Me: "Dammit!!! Although, I do have to say, you drew it pretty well."
The Kid: "Thanks. I traced it."
Me: "Did you draw a penis on my face while I was sleeping again?!?!"
The Kid: (laughing) "Yes."
Me: "Dammit!!! Although, I do have to say, you drew it pretty well."
The Kid: "Thanks. I traced it."