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temperate-hands
@temperate-hands.bsky.social
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Profile pic: simplistic crayon drawing of someone with (too) long brown hair in glasses, sipping from a coffee mug with aminita mushrooms on it.

if you know me from a colder tumblr, no you don't (jk ily). if you know me from facebook, you ESPECIALLY don't
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Found what could possibly be THE most tone deaf article written about Americans in America by the USA Today in 2022
screenshot of a snippet from USA Today, which says "People typically don't expect to hear gunfire in public, he said, so they can be quick to associate the sound with something they're more used to, like a car backfiring. 'That in some sense is more logical than somebody shooting a gun out in the middle of the city.'"
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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#Rapture2025
meme of a little doodle man saying "C'mon, do something" while poking the golden words "the rapture" with a stick.
September 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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THIS IS A LEVEL NINE TOMATO SIGHTING! I REPEAT THIS IS A LEVEL NINE TOMATO SIGHTING #FriedGreenTomatoesHereICome
Close-up photo of a tomato plant, showing 2 small baby green tomatoes starting to grow.
July 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Al Jazeera English I fucking love you
photograph of a TV airing Al Jazeera English, with a small window off to the side showing trump live in DC speaking at the military parade while the main window shows a live scene Los Angeles armored and masked soldiers (or police?) throw tear gas at protestors. The headline says "Protesters in Los Angeles are holding a No Kings protest as trump holds military rally".
June 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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#ICE spotted in Charles Village, #Baltimore #Maryland 05/20/25 #LaMigra
Reddit post titled "ICE in Charles Village". The text of the post says "ICE in Charles Village We had a neighbor taken away this morning. At first, we were very confused because one person had "Police" written on their tactical gear. Everyone else was in unmarked vehicles. About 7 people were sent to arrest one person. Any help would be appreciated. I called Odette Ramos's office and Mfume's. Will call Van Hollen as well. For what it's worth, this individual has no criminal history, and has been here forever."
May 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Happy #WorldIBDday ! I.Y.K.Y.K
The "not what I'm called" meme, showing Something, in this case the text "Crohn's disease/Ulcerative colitis", addressing two kids with the speech bubble "hey guys". In response, one of the kids points and excitedly says "Irritable Bowel Disease!", to which Crohn's disease/Ulcerative colitis replies in allcaps "Not what I'm called".
May 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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A photo of a carton of Breyers pistachio and almond ice cream on a kitchen counter
February 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Life sucks. Make a critter.

His name is ZebraCake and he is now part of my EDC
photo of a simple cloth teddy bear-like stuffed toy, though it looks nothing like a bear. It's of two pieces of black and white patterened fabric sewn together simplisticly along the edges with brown thread, with the excess fabric trimmed around the stitching, with dark brown buttons as lopsided eyes, with a cat-like nose and mouth stitched in the same brown thread. Every limb is different sizes, and the small ears are equally mismatched in sizes, with the right ear being much larger.
January 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Life sucks. Buy paint.
photo of a box of Gansai Tambi Portable Fourteen Color watercolor set, with a picture of a watercolor cat on it. Next to it is the palette itself, open to show fourteen half pans of paint in different colors. Also in the palette are a green water brush and a black Kuretake Zig Mangaka pen.
January 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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#Baltimore #WashingtonDC #DMV
"I.C.E. Emergency Hotline. Call this number: -To report ICE raids or other activity -If your loved one has been taken and you need information on available resources. No legal advice can be given on this hotline. 202-335-1183 If ICE comes to your door...Know your rights! 1)Do not open the door 2) Remain silent 3) Do not sign anything." The QR code says "Follow us for more real-time info on ICE activity in the area."
January 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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#Baltimore #WashingtonDC #DMV
"Línea De Emergencia I.C.E. Llame est numero: -Para reportar redadas de ICE u otra actividades. -Si su ser querido ha sido detenido por ICE y necesita información sobre recursos disponibles. Esta Línea No Ofrece Asesoramiento Legal. 202-335-1183 Si ICE Aparece En Su Puerta...Conozca Sus Derechos: 1) No abra la puerta 2) Guarde silencio 3) No firme ningun documento. Síguenos en redes sociales para noticeas en tiempo real sobre la actividad de ICE en la zona."
January 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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What do I even DO with all my gaiman graphic novels? I don't want them on my shelf but I also don't feel like selling up those who would eagerly buy them
Screenshot of DuckDuckGo search result for "what to do with books you have by shitty people" End I.D
January 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM