Telly Toasty
@tellytoasty.bsky.social
Just here to post random thoughts.
Crazy how the government is using food as a method to control people.
It’s crazy being on the road to a dystopia.
It’s crazy being on the road to a dystopia.
December 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Crazy how the government is using food as a method to control people.
It’s crazy being on the road to a dystopia.
It’s crazy being on the road to a dystopia.
Sheeple to my left and sheeple to my right.
Everybody saying happy birthday Charlie tonight.
Never posted about him before September, they even forgot to remember.
2,977 lives lost but we we were united.
This is why left and right fight.
Unity defeats a billionaire’s plight.
Instead let’s fight.
Everybody saying happy birthday Charlie tonight.
Never posted about him before September, they even forgot to remember.
2,977 lives lost but we we were united.
This is why left and right fight.
Unity defeats a billionaire’s plight.
Instead let’s fight.
October 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sheeple to my left and sheeple to my right.
Everybody saying happy birthday Charlie tonight.
Never posted about him before September, they even forgot to remember.
2,977 lives lost but we we were united.
This is why left and right fight.
Unity defeats a billionaire’s plight.
Instead let’s fight.
Everybody saying happy birthday Charlie tonight.
Never posted about him before September, they even forgot to remember.
2,977 lives lost but we we were united.
This is why left and right fight.
Unity defeats a billionaire’s plight.
Instead let’s fight.
It’s difficult having young children.
Especially when you say acab but can’t teach them why yet.
Especially when you say acab but can’t teach them why yet.
September 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It’s difficult having young children.
Especially when you say acab but can’t teach them why yet.
Especially when you say acab but can’t teach them why yet.
I can’t wait for the next generation to start saying that calling yourself autistic or friends autistic is offensive. Just like what happened with the restarted word.
June 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I can’t wait for the next generation to start saying that calling yourself autistic or friends autistic is offensive. Just like what happened with the restarted word.
If I ever start posting super religious stuff just know that it’s an imposter and to hunt them down quickly.
June 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
If I ever start posting super religious stuff just know that it’s an imposter and to hunt them down quickly.
My AirPod fell into the toilet while I was pooping. All hope was immediately lost.
What’s the worst way you’ve lost AirPods?
What’s the worst way you’ve lost AirPods?
May 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My AirPod fell into the toilet while I was pooping. All hope was immediately lost.
What’s the worst way you’ve lost AirPods?
What’s the worst way you’ve lost AirPods?
Social media: showing you that everyone you went to school with is actually much wealthier than you.
May 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Social media: showing you that everyone you went to school with is actually much wealthier than you.
Y’all ever blink weird and think the light flickered?
May 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Y’all ever blink weird and think the light flickered?
If your not a medical professional:
Don’t talk to me about vaccines.
Don’t talk to me about vaccines.
April 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If your not a medical professional:
Don’t talk to me about vaccines.
Don’t talk to me about vaccines.
Now it’s tax day. I wonder how many people didn’t pay their taxes and how tanked our country is gonna get.
April 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Now it’s tax day. I wonder how many people didn’t pay their taxes and how tanked our country is gonna get.
A million seconds is about 11 and a half days
A billion seconds is about 31 years and 8 months.
Explain why anyone should be a billionaire? Why is a 100k income not common?
A billion seconds is about 31 years and 8 months.
Explain why anyone should be a billionaire? Why is a 100k income not common?
April 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
A million seconds is about 11 and a half days
A billion seconds is about 31 years and 8 months.
Explain why anyone should be a billionaire? Why is a 100k income not common?
A billion seconds is about 31 years and 8 months.
Explain why anyone should be a billionaire? Why is a 100k income not common?
American politics is now just people shouting “U S A!”
I have given up all hope.
I have given up all hope.
April 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
American politics is now just people shouting “U S A!”
I have given up all hope.
I have given up all hope.
I want to see trumps ear scar. Idk if I believe if he was actually shot at.
April 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I want to see trumps ear scar. Idk if I believe if he was actually shot at.
I thought 25 was supposed to be funnier than 24. Not this century I guess.
April 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I thought 25 was supposed to be funnier than 24. Not this century I guess.
expectation: “America, land of the free”
Reality: don’t protest, don’t put up flags we don’t like, don’t change your gender, stand the fuck up for the flag, don’t say it’s the Gulf of Mexico, don’t defend immigrants, do defend dictators.
Reality: don’t protest, don’t put up flags we don’t like, don’t change your gender, stand the fuck up for the flag, don’t say it’s the Gulf of Mexico, don’t defend immigrants, do defend dictators.
March 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
expectation: “America, land of the free”
Reality: don’t protest, don’t put up flags we don’t like, don’t change your gender, stand the fuck up for the flag, don’t say it’s the Gulf of Mexico, don’t defend immigrants, do defend dictators.
Reality: don’t protest, don’t put up flags we don’t like, don’t change your gender, stand the fuck up for the flag, don’t say it’s the Gulf of Mexico, don’t defend immigrants, do defend dictators.
Honestly the boys fell off for me.
Invincible is to die for though.
Invincible is to die for though.
March 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Honestly the boys fell off for me.
Invincible is to die for though.
Invincible is to die for though.
The same people who hate on trans
Used to listen to hair metal in the 80s
Used to listen to hair metal in the 80s
March 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The same people who hate on trans
Used to listen to hair metal in the 80s
Used to listen to hair metal in the 80s
You ever sit down and realize, wow I’m the hater.
March 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You ever sit down and realize, wow I’m the hater.
In the nicest way possible
Eagles look like buff seagulls
Eagles look like buff seagulls
March 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
In the nicest way possible
Eagles look like buff seagulls
Eagles look like buff seagulls
Forget a 2K ambulance bill, just call me an uber.
The driver will probably be happy making that tip while you save.
#modernproblems
#modernsolutions
The driver will probably be happy making that tip while you save.
#modernproblems
#modernsolutions
March 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Forget a 2K ambulance bill, just call me an uber.
The driver will probably be happy making that tip while you save.
#modernproblems
#modernsolutions
The driver will probably be happy making that tip while you save.
#modernproblems
#modernsolutions
Always cringing whenever someone says “Make something something again!”
March 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Always cringing whenever someone says “Make something something again!”
I’m so disgraced as an American to see how president Zelenskyy was treated.
Never thought of the VP as a Karen but the you need to say thank you statement was so disgusting.
Never thought of the VP as a Karen but the you need to say thank you statement was so disgusting.
March 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’m so disgraced as an American to see how president Zelenskyy was treated.
Never thought of the VP as a Karen but the you need to say thank you statement was so disgusting.
Never thought of the VP as a Karen but the you need to say thank you statement was so disgusting.
Facebook the place to watch everyone you went to school with grow old
February 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Facebook the place to watch everyone you went to school with grow old
Me trying to convince my partner to let me get a new plant.
February 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Me trying to convince my partner to let me get a new plant.
How is this acceptable?! Long live the king on the official white house page??? For them calling everyone a snowflake maybe they should actually start getting upset about this sort of garbage.
February 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
How is this acceptable?! Long live the king on the official white house page??? For them calling everyone a snowflake maybe they should actually start getting upset about this sort of garbage.