NVM FALSE ALARM i just needed to plug it into a better outlet to give it full power. it’s nice and hot now :)

been stanced like this all day. i’ve been awake since 5am and only just now started to feel zero pain (this relief will not last long)

it's super comfy but it barely gets hot. which is. the whole point of its existence.
also it's an infrared type which is supposedly supposed to sink the heat deeper into your muscles, but it's honestly helping my pain Less than my decade-old basic one did. :(

it's the extremely off-putting dead silence and completely ignoring the professor trying to ask them if they even heard the question, then interrupting mid-sentence with their (incorrect) answer 💀
or while searching they'll seriously say "uhh hold on lemme see what I'm being asked." wtf is going on

i've heard that misting a heating pad with a little bit of water (IF the brand says it's safe to do so on that product!!!) can help the heat sink in deeper or something along those lines. i don't wanna take it off and get up to do that rn tho, i'm too busy surviving

strapped it to my waist so i can have the pressure & be hands free at the same time. i look ridiculous but it works so 🕺

he was supposed to be slowly introduced to this new food by mixing it with his current food. instead he slapped it off of the table, ripped through both the cardboard package and the bag & started feasting.

also the way he attempted and failed to drag the bag and run when i first approached him 💀

stale and deformed roast beast