Abraham Dell
@telfurious.bsky.social
Penny whistles and moon pies
Do I teach her the wonders a magnifying glass under the sun can do, or do I let her discover it for herself?
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Do I teach her the wonders a magnifying glass under the sun can do, or do I let her discover it for herself?
Bananza is a Knuckles game done right.
July 20, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Bananza is a Knuckles game done right.
FFVI may be up there for me. Playing pixel remaster for the sound test / music player.
April 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
FFVI may be up there for me. Playing pixel remaster for the sound test / music player.
Videogames you’ve bought the most.
April 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Videogames you’ve bought the most.
Was anybody there in the room when I called “open world Mario kart”? Come on, I need validation.
April 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Was anybody there in the room when I called “open world Mario kart”? Come on, I need validation.
They should get Kathy Griffin to voice the Yoshi’s Island red coins in the next Mario movie.
February 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
They should get Kathy Griffin to voice the Yoshi’s Island red coins in the next Mario movie.
How come no one told me Mr. Belvedere’s owner died??
January 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
How come no one told me Mr. Belvedere’s owner died??
What’s in your Xmas Rcade???
December 6, 2024 at 6:45 AM
What’s in your Xmas Rcade???
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Oh god, I realize all these Santa facts I’ve been telling my daughter are actually describing Ralph fiennes’ character from Grand Budapest Hotel.
November 17, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Oh god, I realize all these Santa facts I’ve been telling my daughter are actually describing Ralph fiennes’ character from Grand Budapest Hotel.
Why do I have to be getting into cheap Chinese gaming devices NOW?
November 16, 2024 at 6:19 AM
Why do I have to be getting into cheap Chinese gaming devices NOW?
I would buy a UFO50-mini micro console. Just the game as it is, nothing else on there.
November 13, 2024 at 5:12 AM
I would buy a UFO50-mini micro console. Just the game as it is, nothing else on there.
I will get this in Xmas stocking form, to remind me of Christ’s love for delicious rumps.
November 8, 2024 at 3:47 AM
I will get this in Xmas stocking form, to remind me of Christ’s love for delicious rumps.
Prediction: Nintendo is holding out til the election to see if we are even worthy of the Switch 2.
November 5, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Prediction: Nintendo is holding out til the election to see if we are even worthy of the Switch 2.
As much as I’ve mocked the man’s legacy and verbified his name, I will likely Mr. Belvedere my own balls someday.
September 6, 2024 at 3:50 AM
As much as I’ve mocked the man’s legacy and verbified his name, I will likely Mr. Belvedere my own balls someday.
Beetlejuice^2 better have the Maitlands, but they’re stop-motion skeletons in the netherworld, selling stop-motion tools to other stop-motion characters.
March 30, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Beetlejuice^2 better have the Maitlands, but they’re stop-motion skeletons in the netherworld, selling stop-motion tools to other stop-motion characters.
Goddamnit AT&T, I couldn’t clock into work on my way to work today. You owe me about 25 stolen minutes.
February 22, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Goddamnit AT&T, I couldn’t clock into work on my way to work today. You owe me about 25 stolen minutes.
People be cryogenically freezing their toddlers so that their friends’ babies can catch up.
February 19, 2024 at 11:28 PM
People be cryogenically freezing their toddlers so that their friends’ babies can catch up.
“Candy cane dick” is when the veins spiral round the shaft.
It’s a pretty serious condition.
It’s a pretty serious condition.
February 19, 2024 at 10:54 PM
“Candy cane dick” is when the veins spiral round the shaft.
It’s a pretty serious condition.
It’s a pretty serious condition.
I like “cow tools”
October 7, 2023 at 6:18 AM
I like “cow tools”
Having to say to cat (after delivering daughter to grands): no dude, she’s not here.
October 7, 2023 at 2:39 AM
Having to say to cat (after delivering daughter to grands): no dude, she’s not here.
I watched The Flash movie and I enjoyed it. I also watched an episode of the ALF cartoon, and I enjoyed it as well.
Legalize weed.
Legalize weed.
August 27, 2023 at 6:12 PM
I watched The Flash movie and I enjoyed it. I also watched an episode of the ALF cartoon, and I enjoyed it as well.
Legalize weed.
Legalize weed.
If I had the opportunity to be sucked into a black hole, I might just do it.
Not bleak. Cool as shit.
Not bleak. Cool as shit.
August 16, 2023 at 11:45 PM
If I had the opportunity to be sucked into a black hole, I might just do it.
Not bleak. Cool as shit.
Not bleak. Cool as shit.
15 minutes into the first M-Bay Ninja Turtles and no Turtles
August 16, 2023 at 4:16 AM
15 minutes into the first M-Bay Ninja Turtles and no Turtles