We had a guy who would write shit like this in the bathrooms, then preface it with "StallThinker says...".
Shout out to StallThinker, where ever you are now...

Cut her some slack, it's her first time! She's always had "the help" make TG dinner for her...but ICE carted them away.

Where's his fucking suit? Isn't he disrespecting the office?

You know the files have been scrubbed by now?

Give 'em about a month, then check 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. I'm sure they'll have been confirmed to cabinet positions by then.