Tiny
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Don’t trust anything the bees tell you
Pinned
Bees again
I have the survival instincts of a hot dog with mustard on it and I have the killer instincts of a hot dog with ketchup on it and I have the motherly instincts of a hot dog with chili on it
December 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I have the survival instincts of a hot dog with mustard on it and I have the killer instincts of a hot dog with ketchup on it and I have the motherly instincts of a hot dog with chili on it
As soon as I turned 34.5 years I couldn’t get enough of Enya
December 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
As soon as I turned 34.5 years I couldn’t get enough of Enya
Dust is such a fuck ass mechanic bc what do you mean I have to clean an area that hasn’t been disturbed since the last time I had to remove the dust?
December 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Dust is such a fuck ass mechanic bc what do you mean I have to clean an area that hasn’t been disturbed since the last time I had to remove the dust?
Merry Christmas you clean and hygienic animals
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Merry Christmas you clean and hygienic animals
I’m taking the wife pile out to see Christmas lights
December 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m taking the wife pile out to see Christmas lights
Do you think Ben and Jerry’s name searches?
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Do you think Ben and Jerry’s name searches?
Ben and Jerry’s doesn’t sell ice cream they sell a lie
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Ben and Jerry’s doesn’t sell ice cream they sell a lie
There isn’t actually any ice cream in Ben and Jerry’s it’s all chunks with the suggestion of ice cream
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
There isn’t actually any ice cream in Ben and Jerry’s it’s all chunks with the suggestion of ice cream
Should probably look into bee pills
December 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Should probably look into bee pills
Ur a mean one mr grink
December 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Ur a mean one mr grink
Bees…. Are fighting each other??? 👀
December 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Bees…. Are fighting each other??? 👀
Shouldn’t be posting this close to bedtime
December 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Shouldn’t be posting this close to bedtime
Boilim my greasy wieners in milk like how Santa likes em
December 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Boilim my greasy wieners in milk like how Santa likes em
Spoiler alert I’ve found myself in slurp city again. The Mayer is stoned af as he always is. The sheriff is on the bee case. There are different lengths of wood sticks that used to be larger sticks.
December 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Spoiler alert I’ve found myself in slurp city again. The Mayer is stoned af as he always is. The sheriff is on the bee case. There are different lengths of wood sticks that used to be larger sticks.
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i'm in the husband waiting pen of the flagship american girl doll store. boyfriends aren't allowed, they have to pretend to be interested still. lots of soulless mr beast smiles in couple-selfies with samantha or julie or whoever. learning so much lore from 10 feet away. please send food & water.
December 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i'm in the husband waiting pen of the flagship american girl doll store. boyfriends aren't allowed, they have to pretend to be interested still. lots of soulless mr beast smiles in couple-selfies with samantha or julie or whoever. learning so much lore from 10 feet away. please send food & water.
I can turn a long stick into 2 smaller sticks you don’t want to mess with me
This is for the bees and no one else
This is for the bees and no one else
December 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I can turn a long stick into 2 smaller sticks you don’t want to mess with me
This is for the bees and no one else
This is for the bees and no one else
Starting to put bee and bee together 🤔
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Starting to put bee and bee together 🤔
Refried bees
refried beast
December 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Refried bees
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thru hot dog eveeything is possible
December 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
thru hot dog eveeything is possible
It’s like trying to fit a hot dog through the eye of a needle
December 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It’s like trying to fit a hot dog through the eye of a needle
Jimmy Flapper called and said you’ve been talking about the bees in your sleep again
December 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Jimmy Flapper called and said you’ve been talking about the bees in your sleep again
some people may say I have a “cheese moment problem” and they’d be flip flappin right
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
some people may say I have a “cheese moment problem” and they’d be flip flappin right
Hehhehehe bees got what they deserve
December 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Hehhehehe bees got what they deserve