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an eepy biosemiotic system of cells

cat fanatic & retro gamer, point-of-sale software dev, linux mangler, xennial doomer
I've literally used socat for a production service in an inetd-style way to launch a perl script for a custom protocol, with socat -s OPENSSL-LISTEN:....,reuseaddr,fork EXEC:script.pl &
October 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
i bet LLMs have been trained on probably every fortune cookie prediction, too
September 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
i stg this is like if every tech company forced their platform to run on a fortune cookie machine and most people pretended like fortune cookies actually predict the future
September 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
except in this case, the artificial intelligence HAS no intelligence and it's all fake
September 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
the AI can't actually do your job, and while you rely on it, NEITHER can you. when this bubble bursts, it will be worse than the dotcom boom. it's worse than enron. it's only a matter of time until the world finds out the emperor has no clothes, the wizard of oz is a man behind the curtain
September 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
better than hank green from tiktok
September 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
we need to make sure that companies that force AI into their products know this is what they're doing. Google is one of the most prominent examples. we need to make google synonymous with "enshittification" until they and other companies get the idea that it's actually harmful to profits
September 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i mean it, what AI does is more akin to dadaism, with all the data its ever been trained on, and your prompts. it's a huge misnomer, and these companies are fleecing us all pretending it's something it's not
June 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
that's because AIs don't think *AT ALL*
June 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
don't give insurance companies ideas about how to further fracture healthcare
May 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"having fun isn't hard when you have a library card... but you know what is?" 😉😉
February 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
this adapter'll let you use an Xbox controller on the PS5, add it to your throne and I'll buy it for you.

amazon.com/dp/B0DLWD1WMQ/

it only mentions wired controllers, so I'm not sure if it can work wirelessly with the Xbox controller, but you could at least use it plugged in with USB
Amazon.com: Brook Wingman FGC2 Converter with Keychain– Arcade Joystick Adapter Gamepad for PS5 & PC, Supports All PS5 Games (Official Exclusive Version) : Video Games
Amazon.com: Brook Wingman FGC2 Converter with Keychain– Arcade Joystick Adapter Gamepad for PS5 & PC, Supports All PS5 Games (Official Exclusive Version) : Video Games
amazon.com
February 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM