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Ecuadorean retired pirate with multiple convictions for sneezing theatrically in the library allowed to stay in the UK because he still has a library book to return. #TheTelegraph
July 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Ecuadorean retired pirate with multiple convictions for sneezing theatrically in the library allowed to stay in the UK because he still has a library book to return. #TheTelegraph
Icelandic beekeeper with multiple convictions for holding unlicensed staring contests allowed to stay in the UK because his imaginary friend is on the council. #TheTelegraph
July 2, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Icelandic beekeeper with multiple convictions for holding unlicensed staring contests allowed to stay in the UK because his imaginary friend is on the council. #TheTelegraph
Jordanian chef with multiple convictions for overfeeding pigeons deliberately allowed to stay in the UK because he’s halfway through a jigsaw puzzle. #TheTelegraph
July 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Jordanian chef with multiple convictions for overfeeding pigeons deliberately allowed to stay in the UK because he’s halfway through a jigsaw puzzle. #TheTelegraph
Guyanese electrician with multiple convictions for overfeeding pigeons deliberately allowed to stay in the UK because his kettle only works in Britain. #TheTelegraph
July 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Guyanese electrician with multiple convictions for overfeeding pigeons deliberately allowed to stay in the UK because his kettle only works in Britain. #TheTelegraph
Ecuadorean chef with multiple convictions for mislabeling Yorkshire puddings allowed to stay in the UK because his goldfish doesn’t travel well. #TheTelegram
July 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Ecuadorean chef with multiple convictions for mislabeling Yorkshire puddings allowed to stay in the UK because his goldfish doesn’t travel well. #TheTelegram
Malagasy electrician with multiple convictions for hacking a microwave allowed to stay in the UK because he has unresolved beef with a swan. #TheTelegraph
July 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Malagasy electrician with multiple convictions for hacking a microwave allowed to stay in the UK because he has unresolved beef with a swan. #TheTelegraph
Togolese taxidermist with multiple convictions for declaring independence from the UK via fridge magnet allowed to stay in the UK because he’s mentoring confused foxes. #TheTelegraph
July 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Togolese taxidermist with multiple convictions for declaring independence from the UK via fridge magnet allowed to stay in the UK because he’s mentoring confused foxes. #TheTelegraph
Bosnian morris dancer with multiple convictions for replacing road signs with limericks allowed to stay in the UK because his favourite lamppost is here. #TheTelegraph
July 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Bosnian morris dancer with multiple convictions for replacing road signs with limericks allowed to stay in the UK because his favourite lamppost is here. #TheTelegraph
Rwandan yoga instructor with multiple convictions for sneezing theatrically in the library allowed to stay in the UK because he’s waiting for a sign from Stonehenge. #TheTelegraph
June 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Rwandan yoga instructor with multiple convictions for sneezing theatrically in the library allowed to stay in the UK because he’s waiting for a sign from Stonehenge. #TheTelegraph
Costa Rican opera singer with multiple convictions for speaking exclusively in Cockney rhyming slang allowed to stay in the UK because his garden gnome has rights too. #TheTelegraph
June 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Costa Rican opera singer with multiple convictions for speaking exclusively in Cockney rhyming slang allowed to stay in the UK because his garden gnome has rights too. #TheTelegraph
Jordanian DJ with multiple convictions for petitioning to rename Tuesday allowed to stay in the UK because his houseplant only understands English. #TheTelegraph
June 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Jordanian DJ with multiple convictions for petitioning to rename Tuesday allowed to stay in the UK because his houseplant only understands English. #TheTelegraph
German librarian with multiple convictions for offering unsolicited bagpipe recitals allowed to stay in the UK because he once watched Downton Abbey. #TheTelegraph
June 30, 2025 at 3:10 PM
German librarian with multiple convictions for offering unsolicited bagpipe recitals allowed to stay in the UK because he once watched Downton Abbey. #TheTelegraph
Argentine accountant with multiple convictions for impersonating a chimney sweep without licence allowed to stay in the UK because his accent is a national treasure. #TheTelegraph
June 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Argentine accountant with multiple convictions for impersonating a chimney sweep without licence allowed to stay in the UK because his accent is a national treasure. #TheTelegraph
Serbian novelty sock designer with multiple convictions for selling clouds on Etsy allowed to stay in the UK because his emotional support hedgehog needs him. #TheTelegraph
June 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Serbian novelty sock designer with multiple convictions for selling clouds on Etsy allowed to stay in the UK because his emotional support hedgehog needs him. #TheTelegraph
Namibian ferret whisperer with multiple convictions for holding unlicensed staring contests allowed to stay in the UK because his horoscope said so. #TheTelegraph
June 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Namibian ferret whisperer with multiple convictions for holding unlicensed staring contests allowed to stay in the UK because his horoscope said so. #TheTelegraph
Nepalese retired pirate with multiple convictions for loitering in fake moustaches allowed to stay in the UK because he’s waiting for a sign from Stonehenge. #TheTelegraph
June 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Nepalese retired pirate with multiple convictions for loitering in fake moustaches allowed to stay in the UK because he’s waiting for a sign from Stonehenge. #TheTelegraph
Canadian woman with multiple convictions for unlicensed kazoo performance allowed to stay in the UK because his imaginary friend is on the council. #TheTelegraph
June 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Canadian woman with multiple convictions for unlicensed kazoo performance allowed to stay in the UK because his imaginary friend is on the council. #TheTelegraph