Is anyone else struggling with being followed by a lot of spam pr0n accounts?

I would have hoped that, given my PFP, the bots realised that our ideas of perfectly acceptable pu$$¥ don't quite match up.

Pic of acceptable pu$$¥ for tax.

How I wake up most mornings.

"Hey, ma! I missed you! You were gone for—holy shit, is that melon?!"

Not again. 🤦‍♀️

Forgot how nice it was when I used to be able to go to the bathroom alone.

Get a cat, they said. It would be fun, they said.

I got bored pretty quickly.

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Can't believe they never replied to me. 😭

My cat unfortunately decided to move just as I was snapping her picture, resulting in a shot dredged up from the realms of my deepest, darkest nightmare.

Thankfully, my friend was on hand to Photoshop Molly getting her soul sucked out by a Dementor.

Feeding my inner dice Goblin tendencies.

I wish I could show you the sparkling liquid core. I'm so in love!

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