TekNeex
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TekNeex
@tekneex.social
lol we’re all dumb
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Make a weird chair lol
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I was doing a FaceTime call with my sister today and my niece and nephew were running around in the background yelling “quiet, piggy” at each other.

Are we great yet?
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Guys… is it ‘suspicious’ that I *always* forget something at the store and inevitably have to go back at least once?
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Luckily, though, we’ve had 10 months straight of embarrassing days for our nation at this point, so at least we’re used to it by now 🤷‍♂️
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
In fairness, tho, why would a white guy born into immense wealth and widely known to be about as selfish and racist as they come, ACTUALLY give a shit about the day-to-day lives of non-rich non-white people?

They kinda walked themselves right into that one, no?
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
You can choose to purchase a property close to a fire hydrant if you want a property tax break.

You can’t choose to not get cancer.

What a complete fn moron.
November 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
UNLESS only 4 companies make all the shampoo lol

Procter & Gamble (P&G)
• Head & Shoulders
• Pantene
• Herbal Essences
• Aussie
• Olay
Unilever
• Dove
• TRESemmé
• Suave
• Nexxus
L’Oréal
• L’Oréal Paris
• Garnier
• Redken
• Matrix
• Pureology
Johnson & Johnson
• Neutrogena
• Aveeno
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I will never get used to the president talking about our county like it’s a nightclub.

It’s the “HOTTEST” country?

Then why tf did my uncle, a full-time employee and veteran, lose his fn house because he got cancer and couldn’t afford both the treatments and the mortgage payments?

🤡
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Throughout history, there have been a lot of people who have been damaging to brands but I’m pretty sure that nobody has ever been more damaging to a brand, than Mike Johnson has been damaging for the ‘Christian’ brand.

If I was the church, I’d be BIG mad at that fool.
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
So…. a bill to only deport immigrants who attack dogs, rather than the current approach of just indiscriminately deporting every immigrant they can find?

Because that would be one hell of an improvement and go a long way to make Americans feel like they actually live in America. 👍
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Stephen Miller said the word ‘insurrection’?

It must be one of the seven days of the week. Any one of the seven days of the week.
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
For me, it’s the way that nobody stuck up for her.

He is who he is, it doesn’t surprise me at all. We all—even his most ardent supporters—know that he is completely classless and has zero tact.

But for a room full of grown adults to just accept that as normal, from ANY adult to another adult—wow.
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
“The text of the law” lol

The text of the law also says he can’t use the national guard how he does, or accept gift jets from foreign countries, or sell teslas from the White House lawn, or attack the free press, or weaponize the DOJ for politics, or…

He couldn’t care less, he’s got immunity!
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
HIM: [signs on]

ME: [at a whole ass other company]
November 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Why?

They’ve had so many months to scrub them now, what’s even the point?

What they couldn’t scrub, they’ll just withhold due to ‘national security’.

I hope seeing how Rs vote on the release is the game changer that you’re looking for, because that’s likely the only thing of substance we see. 🤷‍♂️
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Damn, them files have been THOROUGHLY scrubbed at this point huh
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Odd how she didn’t have a problem with them doing it to democrats not named Marjorie Taylor Greene tho
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I’m so glad that I am secure enough in my manhood to not think like this.

My wife’s Masters in computer science helped us get a beautiful home with no mortgage, a brand new fancy car, frequent vacations, no debt at all, and a solid enough retirement to stop working in our mid-40s. 🤡
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
No matter how much you agree with the policies and intentions, the APPROACH is not what *anyone* voted for.

Republicans in Congress just can’t see that the overwhelming majority of Americans don’t want a government that ‘bows to the king’, and I think they’re going to pay for it at the ballot box.
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It didn’t take a genius to see that Trump would be the end of the Republican Party as we knew it unless they somehow kept him in check, and it is pretty astonishing just how quickly the party writ-large has allowed things to go completely off the rails…
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM