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rotting writer.
anti-fascist.
he/him/they/idiot
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A little ghost with a cute face waving and saying "BYE" in front of a purple background.
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Post the last four games you've played:
Cover art for "Red Dead Redemption II" Cover art for "Alan Wake" Cover art for "Green Hell" Cover art for "Ground Branch"
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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A Zohran Mamdani campaign poster, but it says "Skulls for the Golden Throne!" instead.
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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"If you see this, quote with a title screen that's iconic to you"
The title screen for Koei Tecmo's horror game, "Fatal Frame". The title of the game is front and center, in a gradient color of red and white with a blue glow, and in broken font. Underneath the title is the tagline, "Based on a true story", followed by "PRESS START BUTTON". The copyright tag for "Tecmo,LTD. 2001-2002" is at the foot of the image.
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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...or what?
The side of a small Tropicana Orange Juice carton. A bit of bold text seems to almost demand that the user "PLEASE USE THE STRAW HOLE"
October 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Maybe I just didn't give it a good enough chance, but I recall "Get Even" being super disappointing by the end.
Cover art for the video game "Get Even". A woman's tear-streaked face hovers over a clock next to the title of the game.
October 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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In the spirit of Halloween, does anybody else remember this absolute banger of a joke book?
The cover of the book "Velcome" by author Kevin O'Malley. The book is incredibly scary.
October 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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"The Secret Second Killer" in white text over a bloodspattered black background
October 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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I need more of these kinds of sys reqs.
System requirements for the game "Megabonk" on steam. Most notably, the processor requirements is "potato" and "potato 2" and there are "no" graphics in the minimum specs. It is also noted that the game will "run on a toaster (if you ask it nicely)"
October 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Cameron Howe stares into the eyes of a figure in a painting, who seems to stare back - Ferris Bueller's Day Off - 1986
September 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Got his ass
Catwoman absolutely styling upon the Riddler
September 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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What I'm wearing to the rapture.
A cheap looking Batman costume on a gross brown carpet.
September 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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A meme in which a young boy follows a young girl, annoying her with a trumpet as she clutches her hands against her ears. The boy is labeled as "The Riddler", while the girl is labeled as "Me trying to do the main story", a reference to the Riddler's overwhelming presence in the video game Batman: Arkham Knight.
September 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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what the fuck are we doing man
An ad for a chat AI that features a cartoon duck roasting his ass on a gas lamp. A caption at the top reads: "When I'm already done but the CHAI bot keeps going"
September 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Reading this at 34:
Matthew McConaughey's character in True Detective intensely smokes a cigarette while glaring wide-eyed at a text message. He is heavily under-the-influence.
September 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Cover for The People Under the Stairs album "The Next Step" - at the top of the cover, in the left corner, a black square with the band's initials "P U T S". Next to that, the band's name, and underneath the name of the album neighbored by the number '6002' to the right. Underneath the header is a photo of Double K and Thes One, respectively left to right.
September 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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What's the first game that truly hooked you?
The cover for the video game "Titanic: Adventure Out of Time" - A blue background holds a brass porthole, through which an iceberg can be seen floating under an overcast sky.
September 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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bro got the stand-in physique.
A photo stand-in. A hole appears where the cartoon character's head should be, allowing for people to take funny photos of their face on a different body. Classic on boardwalks and at fairs.
September 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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YouTube: you can't skip ads, that's not allowed.

Also youtube:
An ad on youtube for a dubious mobile game. In the ad, a cartoon man in heart boxers is having his genitals violently grinded against a cyndrilical wooden post with spikes by two demonic-looking women, who smile insanely. The cartoon man is losing blue orbs and health points with each grind.
September 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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August 31st/September 1st (Florida Edition)
September 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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I mean, lookit this goddamn thing.
An artistic rendering of a Warhammer 40k Navis Imperialis vessel. It is a massive star destroyer ship, depicted as hurtling through a cosmic setting. Its shadow can be seen flanking the front side, cast against the red and orange space stuff that engulfs it. The ship itself is a gray, Gothic design. It seems the size of several city blocks with an operational tower that shares a design with our medieval cathedrals. There is a cannon battery midship, and the bow is rounded, slanting downwards towards a towering battering ram-like protrusion. The underside of the ship is accented by another enormous tower.
August 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Post a movie from the year you were born
A scene from The Last Boy Scout, starring Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans. A man can be seen dancing on a catwalk, while subtitles at the bottom read "[What the hell is he doing?]"
August 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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August 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Kubrick would've never done a surprise Sam Raimi.
Sam Raimi in a cameo as a gas station attendant, watching Dick Halloran as he leaves for the Overlook.
August 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM