Press junkets in 2015: “please sit here and listen to the same 3 questions from 200 websites you’ve never heard of”
Press junkets in 2025: “Eat these inedibly spicy wings. Now take a lie detector test. Now do a little dance for the TikTok.”
Press junkets in 2025: “Eat these inedibly spicy wings. Now take a lie detector test. Now do a little dance for the TikTok.”
June 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Press junkets in 2015: “please sit here and listen to the same 3 questions from 200 websites you’ve never heard of”
Press junkets in 2025: “Eat these inedibly spicy wings. Now take a lie detector test. Now do a little dance for the TikTok.”
Press junkets in 2025: “Eat these inedibly spicy wings. Now take a lie detector test. Now do a little dance for the TikTok.”
The sequel to 8 Mile no one asked for: losing a rap battle so hard you end up suing your own record publisher for allowing you to get so thoroughly demolished in public
January 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The sequel to 8 Mile no one asked for: losing a rap battle so hard you end up suing your own record publisher for allowing you to get so thoroughly demolished in public
Getting @ mentioned at work
Outside: “yes, yes, this seems like a good approach, I have the context for this conversation”
Inside:
Outside: “yes, yes, this seems like a good approach, I have the context for this conversation”
Inside:
January 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Getting @ mentioned at work
Outside: “yes, yes, this seems like a good approach, I have the context for this conversation”
Inside:
Outside: “yes, yes, this seems like a good approach, I have the context for this conversation”
Inside:
Me on PTO: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me back at work: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me back at work: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
January 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Me on PTO: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me back at work: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me back at work: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Say what you will about the state of the world, five years ago the concept of a hyper realistic cake was so wild as to be meme worthy, and today it is so commonplace that we have game shows where people do it daily. If trends continue, I predict cakes will reach sentience by 2035.
January 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Say what you will about the state of the world, five years ago the concept of a hyper realistic cake was so wild as to be meme worthy, and today it is so commonplace that we have game shows where people do it daily. If trends continue, I predict cakes will reach sentience by 2035.