"teh" shingen, amateur jalapeno eater
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"teh" shingen, amateur jalapeno eater
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i am a human being who eats jalapenos infrequently enough that i cannot pretend to do so for a living on the internet
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WHY
December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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shingen 12:28PM ....this guy overlaps with a non-trivial amount of streamers I follow. If I was a shithead I'd clip it and share the clip in their discords. But that won't solve shit cause he's all "i bet this is the kind of streams you follow" and acting like one of those quiet speedrunny types GOD i fucking hate adhd, if I had normalbrain i'd probably be over this by now
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I do not enjoy having someone shit down my throat for using the kappa emote on twitch. Just fucking tell me it’s not welcome here, don’t proceed to bully the new guy in chat. I wont be naming and shaming here, cause I did see someone else in chat who is attached to some folks I know here
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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As a Canadian this is my concern:
October 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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More at grade train lines though.
Uh oh, it’s a train. A graffiti covered box car with a stylized “TKO” is partially obscured on the “O” with the train signal. A significantly less graffiti covered car is behind it. Nonetheless, we wait.
October 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Ah, much better.
Scene: Castlevania Symphony of the Night, Dracula’s throne room. Richter is pointing at Dracula while the dialog box reads: “Technology used to be cool. But now, it’s owned by the worst, most money-sick humans” Scene: Castlevania Symphony of the Night, Dracula’s throne room. Richter is holding his arms apart, while the dialog box reads: “cool. But now, it’s owned by the worst, most money-sick humans on the planet.” as this is the continuation of the previous screenshot. This is a third screenshot in a series of four. Scene: Castlevania Symphony of the Night, Dracula’s throne room. Uh oh, Dracula dropped his wine glass. The dialog reads: “But, there are still transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the” This is the final screenshot in a series of four. Scene: Castlevania Symphony of the Night, Dracula’s throne room. Dracula is now standing, with one arm raised. The dialog reads: “transsexual furry hackers out there still fighting the good fight!” as again, the dialog box has scrolled to the end of the line. It’s fighty time.
September 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Keanu Reeves? The guy who played Hamlet!? (Hometown humour.)
Keanu Reeves as Prince Hamlet, from the Manitoba Theatre Centre (Winnipeg MB) production of Hamlet in early 1995.
September 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Instructions unclear, posting Mickey the Monkey.
August 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Devs were nice they gave us reading material while it spent forever and a day calculating geometry and shaders
July 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I’ve got this joke in my head about recent celebrity deaths.

I am unsure how apropos it would be.
"Hey Hulk, Ozzy is getting a ton of press right now." "That's not gonna work for me, Brother."
July 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Good ole Cadillacs and Dinosaurs~ The cartoon was Canadian made, so it got a lot of reruns on Canadian cable… I recently read up on the original comics, they kinda end on an interesting cliffhanger. (Of course, compared to the cartoon, a lot more Terhunes are killed off lol…)
Panel from “Xenozoic Tales” aka “Cadillacs and Dinosaurs” where Mustapha Cairo is leaning on a wall with his back toward the “camera” saying “Jack! Good to see you! Get me out of here!” with Jack Tenrec getting out of a truck replying “Mustapha Cairo!”
June 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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BIG MAN
May 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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it's that day again
Shawn Michaels holding up a section of "Rob Conway's" yellow t-shirt to emphasize a prominent "MAY 19" in an Impact-style font. "MAY 19" and "MAY 19th" are below the prominent MAY 19, in varying sizes, fonts, and rotations. Shawn Michels is wearing a referee shirt, as he was the guest referee. Not pictured: The opponent, Kane.
May 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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I'm taking a break now
February 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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February 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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February 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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February 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Remember when ALF met The High Evolutionary? No? Just me?
Comic panels from ALF Annual 1 - The High Evolutionary warns ALF not to interfere with human development then immediately erases ALF's memory of the encounter.
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM