Tehscientist
@tehscientist.bsky.social
(He/Him) Dad and Husband, Materials Scientist in Med Devices, dabble in leadership, data, photos, and make lots of pizza, living in NC
October would’ve said “I’m a 737 Max with MCAS in the ‘ON’ position baby!!!”
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
October would’ve said “I’m a 737 Max with MCAS in the ‘ON’ position baby!!!”
But my bed is stuck in the upright position on fire hot mode 😏
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 AM
But my bed is stuck in the upright position on fire hot mode 😏
Freebird on repeat? Or “oh that smell”?
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Freebird on repeat? Or “oh that smell”?
My pay has gone up 50% in the last 5 years and I feel further behind than ever.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
My pay has gone up 50% in the last 5 years and I feel further behind than ever.
“Listen, it’s not like he was into fetuses or something gross, these were girls who were almost able to get their drivers permit.” - New talking point.
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
“Listen, it’s not like he was into fetuses or something gross, these were girls who were almost able to get their drivers permit.” - New talking point.
Look what they’re doing to foreign “narco terrorists” (fishermen) in Latin America.
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Look what they’re doing to foreign “narco terrorists” (fishermen) in Latin America.
When pedophilia is your worst issue as a politician is that bad?
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
When pedophilia is your worst issue as a politician is that bad?
Human comfort terms? That’s like saying lbs is better than kilos because it makes you sound heavier.
November 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Human comfort terms? That’s like saying lbs is better than kilos because it makes you sound heavier.
I think this comment is low key calling you out for not putting units on your numbers :) 40°C is very hot compared to 40°F.
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I think this comment is low key calling you out for not putting units on your numbers :) 40°C is very hot compared to 40°F.
So was Mitch McConnell just trying to save us from him being on the Supreme Court, or what?? 😃
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
So was Mitch McConnell just trying to save us from him being on the Supreme Court, or what?? 😃
“People will put up with many things if you create shareholder value”
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“People will put up with many things if you create shareholder value”
You forgot the bit about war criminal Cheney dying on the same day.
November 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
You forgot the bit about war criminal Cheney dying on the same day.
Just like Obama, except Zohran won’t drone strike children.
November 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Just like Obama, except Zohran won’t drone strike children.
Will their space suits be bricked by an AWS outage like those mattresses were recently?
October 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Will their space suits be bricked by an AWS outage like those mattresses were recently?
Hard to beat her legacy but he’s going to give it his best shot.
a woman is featured on a bbc promotional video
Alt: Elizabeth Holmes is featured on a bbc promotional video
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hard to beat her legacy but he’s going to give it his best shot.
So get a second device? Nah I’m just gonna sell it and get a Garmin so I can charge once a fortnight.
October 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
So get a second device? Nah I’m just gonna sell it and get a Garmin so I can charge once a fortnight.
Hoping we hear how Norwegians are block heads soon.
October 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hoping we hear how Norwegians are block heads soon.
Did a couch come forward?
October 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Did a couch come forward?
Show revenue from iCloud on the same chart, 2nd Y axis plz.
October 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Show revenue from iCloud on the same chart, 2nd Y axis plz.
Can’t wait to see what it does to my 401k once all the circle jerk stock pumping finally bursts the bubble.
October 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Can’t wait to see what it does to my 401k once all the circle jerk stock pumping finally bursts the bubble.