tehmud.bsky.social
@tehmud.bsky.social
Apologies if I forget to add alt text.

No excuses I'm just lazy sometimes.
Just a machine that can fold fitted sheets. Would make millions in a heartbeat.

Personally I try for about 10 seconds, clump it together, and chuck it in the closet.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ok so who is Noah Smith and should I be shitposting about him?
November 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Never forget people. Thick thighs save lives.
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
We actually went to the vet today. We rescued her the humane society and were TOO nice so guess who's gonna be ticked of tomorrow seeing less food in her bowl?

Gladys is!
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Excuse me we will not stand for this
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
*laundry
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Imagine a machine that does launder and washes your dishes. One can dream....
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Ok I watched the trailer NOPE that's straight up a version of Leapfrog.

Gives the same message.

Especially if you're one of the olds that didn't have them internets as a kid
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Now see I was confused because I forgot they were making a new Toy Story.

Yeah I thought you meant Leapfrog as well :P
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Do whatever makes you happy. I know damn well alot of us are just going through it but we just need to hold each other up.
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Godspeed do what you gotta do!
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Wait wat
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Which piece do you want?
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Sweet
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Do you mean physically or mentally?

Dang I know I should've taken a picture this morning
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Its a weird psychological and philosophical thing.

You wan them to do the manual labor but still mentally treat them as machines like a dishwasher. If they were to ever become self-aware that's a whole mess.
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Ok this is the weirdest uncanny valley shit.

If its a robot just make it look like a robot not a human. I for one want giant googly eyes
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Real talk if you do visit go to the Gay 90s. I mean EVERYONE is welcome there. I'm straight as an arrow and its just a name.

Its a door where you walk in and its nothing but loving everyone being who they are.
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If you ever need to just come Minneapolis. Everyone will welcome you. Avoid the rural areas but downtown we apologize for accidentally making awkward eye contact.
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
So, correct me if 'm wrong, its best to donate directly rtight? Like just money.

I know in general food banks can make cash go WAY further than we can buying from stores.
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Don't worry you only lightly wounded him. I finished the job for ya.
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Despite all of Biden's issues he at least tried to care for others.

I mean "tried" given what's happened with Gaza. But wow compared to Trump he at least showed empathy
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I call shenanigans
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
....Ok fine I get paid this week. Which one of these stupid games do I play first and how much of my sanity do I need to set aside for later?
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM