Been waiting on that sequel for a WHILE.

I heard, allegedly, Noem thought his name was Jonathan Ruff, assumed he was a dog in disguise, then shot him in the gut.

Source: Trust me bro.

I'd say pass this by your editor before posting but we all know you'd get better notes if I printed this article, ate it, then passed it through my colon

Missile*

Excited to see that change, NYC. My childhood summers visiting family was always steeped in awe with the sheer amount of diversity I was able to experience as an Italian American.

I don't think you will but please don't disappoint. Go big, for everyone watching.

DAY FUCKING 1 BABY

I'm hungry.

They are now.