Nah, not for an opera usher with a Mid-Atlantic accent. I'm thinking last-name-only, like Worthington.
November 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Nah, not for an opera usher with a Mid-Atlantic accent. I'm thinking last-name-only, like Worthington.
Dr. Pepper La Croix?
October 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Dr. Pepper La Croix?
I was working in College Station, TX, which was home to Texas Task Force One, around 30 high-ranking officers, and George H. W. Bush, whom the Secret Service wanted to hustle away.
September 11, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I was working in College Station, TX, which was home to Texas Task Force One, around 30 high-ranking officers, and George H. W. Bush, whom the Secret Service wanted to hustle away.
The day quickly became surreal: every report said that all air traffic was grounded, but the skies over my office were FILLED with helicopters, transports, and even F-15s on overwatch.
September 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The day quickly became surreal: every report said that all air traffic was grounded, but the skies over my office were FILLED with helicopters, transports, and even F-15s on overwatch.
On my way to work, listening to the morning DJ trying to make sense of the news. It was being reported as a tragic accident until the second plane hit. The DJ was silent for a long moment before saying, "This isn't an accident; we're under attack."
September 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
On my way to work, listening to the morning DJ trying to make sense of the news. It was being reported as a tragic accident until the second plane hit. The DJ was silent for a long moment before saying, "This isn't an accident; we're under attack."
Oh dear sweet baby Jesus no.
September 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Oh dear sweet baby Jesus no.
Better: I still have a text on my phone from Andrea Libman that just says, "BRING ME LENA."
August 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Better: I still have a text on my phone from Andrea Libman that just says, "BRING ME LENA."
"Joel, am I tripping?"
"MITCHELL!"
"MITCHELL!"
August 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
"Joel, am I tripping?"
"MITCHELL!"
"MITCHELL!"
Should've run them over with your bitchin' Camaro.
August 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Should've run them over with your bitchin' Camaro.
Southern church grandmas: casseroles in one hand, consequences in the other.
August 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Southern church grandmas: casseroles in one hand, consequences in the other.
I have to ask: there was a crossover piece with the mascots for Nightmare Nights in Dallas. Did you happen to create that one?
July 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I have to ask: there was a crossover piece with the mascots for Nightmare Nights in Dallas. Did you happen to create that one?
Hurt people hurt people.
July 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hurt people hurt people.
Jamye and I use them. Customer service is...slow. Good coverage; unbeatable price.
June 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Jamye and I use them. Customer service is...slow. Good coverage; unbeatable price.
Good freaking gravy that seems accurate. I don't have firsthand OR secondhand knowledge, but it just FEELS right.
June 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Good freaking gravy that seems accurate. I don't have firsthand OR secondhand knowledge, but it just FEELS right.