Bakey
tehbakey.bsky.social
Bakey
@tehbakey.bsky.social
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
I'd love to but it won't let me send DMs. Also, I feel bad calling you a bitch even tho you asked 😛
November 30, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Our country is held hostage by the kind of people who fall for terrible AI slop posts on Facebook.
November 25, 2024 at 6:49 PM
If I have to choose between cringey leftists who, at worst, are just annoying, or right-wingers who want me dead. I'm going to take the cringey leftists.
November 25, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Yeah, my family decided to skip out on turkey. We always get a ham or roast instead. It's not a good meat at all, just so dry and bleh.

And before anyone goes, "but fried turkey is good!", a boot would be good if you deep fried it.
November 25, 2024 at 6:40 PM
God damnit, Violet, stop being so hot.
November 24, 2024 at 6:38 AM
You do realize they are still giving Starlink your money, even if you don't use the internet?
November 23, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I agree that driving a Tesla makes you a douchenozzle, but some people can't good internet out in the boonies.

Your choice is ViaSat,which is absolute trash, or Starlink.
November 23, 2024 at 7:23 PM
They had the drippiest of team colors.

They also had Muggsy Bogues, a hero to short kings everywhere.
November 23, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Kinda shocked there's no queer community. I'm in Louisiana, and it's a right ring shithole, but we still got New Orleans being queer af.

Of course, queer community is an oxymoron, we hate each other more than anyone else does.
November 23, 2024 at 7:15 PM
She really was! You should do some green latex and an apron, commit to the bit!
November 23, 2024 at 7:08 PM
If Dexter's mom was a latex clad femboy.
November 23, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Me trying to manifest more followers
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November 17, 2024 at 1:09 PM
You look very pretty in blue!

...You look very pretty in every color, actually.
November 16, 2024 at 12:55 PM
You can hang your those cute keychain holder things from them.
November 7, 2024 at 4:59 PM