and it's not like she charges them rent so she got two 30+ year old sons just mooching off of her

similarly my mom asks me to buy stuff for her on amazon as if my brothers do not have an amazon account like 😭😭😭 she does pay me back but it's like... girl you got two sons why are you asking me

photos from yelp but i'm excited, i made the reservation in january

taken hours after my folly

CAN'T EVEN DRINK THIS WATER WITHOUT MY TONGUE HURTING, WHY GOD WHY

LIKE DAWG, I DROPPED IT OFF AND THE GUY WAS LIKE "ok well the guy who fixed your phone won't be here till 2 , is that okay?" and i'm like yeah sure that's chill and then they're like "jk lmao u just needed to restart it" like ok well I COULD'VE DONE THAT

dropping it off at the shop AGAIN today, sitting at a starbucks again for an hour so it's easier to drive to the office during lunch then finally getting home for that sweet sweet email "your phone's ready for pickup"

scheduled car maintenance where i had to shuttle over to the nearest starbucks, sitting around for 2.5 hours and having my fiance get me uber to get back to my car because my phone is in the repair shop, picking up my phone from the shop only to see that the back screen is broken now

the last couple of days has been so insane - my phone breaking at record speed over the weekend, listening to sam smith's in the lonely hour album for 3 hours of my 6 hour drive home because my phone's touch screen wouldn't work, purrcy's cardiologist appt where i find out he has heart disease