August, 1970. They raised the Viet Cong flag, smoked weed on the island and tried to occupy the Bank of Amerika branch on Main Street, USA.
Disneyland closed early that night.
Disneyland closed early that night.
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 AM
August, 1970. They raised the Viet Cong flag, smoked weed on the island and tried to occupy the Bank of Amerika branch on Main Street, USA.
Disneyland closed early that night.
Disneyland closed early that night.
Whose bench do you like better (shrugs)
February 12, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Whose bench do you like better (shrugs)
The lead is single digits now. We got this.
February 12, 2026 at 4:56 AM
The lead is single digits now. We got this.
A good amount of footage was left on the cutting room floor
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
A good amount of footage was left on the cutting room floor
We're so lucky.
May you live another 35+ years.
May you live another 35+ years.
February 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
We're so lucky.
May you live another 35+ years.
May you live another 35+ years.
Also: the correct nomenclature is 'smug-ass bitch'
February 12, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Also: the correct nomenclature is 'smug-ass bitch'
"Enjoy every sandwich"
It's great advice
It's great advice
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 AM
"Enjoy every sandwich"
It's great advice
It's great advice
It helps that I'm married to the best person I have ever known. She's basically Joan of Arc crossed with Audrey Hepburn. I'm staying alive for her.
February 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
It helps that I'm married to the best person I have ever known. She's basically Joan of Arc crossed with Audrey Hepburn. I'm staying alive for her.
Live every day. Savor every minute.
February 11, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Live every day. Savor every minute.
What terrifies me is that he was diagnosed with stage 3, which is definitely curable. I was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer, which had spread to my lungs and duodenum. They gave me 6-to-8 weeks to live, and I began researching 'physician assisted suicide'. That was three years ago this March.
February 11, 2026 at 11:19 PM
What terrifies me is that he was diagnosed with stage 3, which is definitely curable. I was diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer, which had spread to my lungs and duodenum. They gave me 6-to-8 weeks to live, and I began researching 'physician assisted suicide'. That was three years ago this March.
In our tree out back
February 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
In our tree out back
Oh, and: GOODTHOUGHTSGOODTHOUGHTSGOODTHOUGHTS
February 9, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Oh, and: GOODTHOUGHTSGOODTHOUGHTSGOODTHOUGHTS
Chemo day for me is always pleasant. I get to lie on a heated chair under a blanket, drawing on my iPad while people bring me coffee. I gaze out the window at the skyline listening to nurses saying hilarious shit. If they weren't pumping poison into a port in my chest it'd be totally enjoyable.
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Chemo day for me is always pleasant. I get to lie on a heated chair under a blanket, drawing on my iPad while people bring me coffee. I gaze out the window at the skyline listening to nurses saying hilarious shit. If they weren't pumping poison into a port in my chest it'd be totally enjoyable.
"Texas Girl At The Funeral Of Her Father"
February 5, 2026 at 12:08 AM
"Texas Girl At The Funeral Of Her Father"
Laura Loomer has a twin
January 28, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Laura Loomer has a twin
As we say down here, 'apio verde'!
(I celebrated mine a couple days ago)
(I celebrated mine a couple days ago)
January 24, 2026 at 10:03 PM
As we say down here, 'apio verde'!
(I celebrated mine a couple days ago)
(I celebrated mine a couple days ago)
That's Mark Farner in the middle
January 19, 2026 at 2:09 AM
That's Mark Farner in the middle
I hit it twice, 'melancholic' came up both times.
The odds.
Of that.
The odds.
Of that.
January 2, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I hit it twice, 'melancholic' came up both times.
The odds.
Of that.
The odds.
Of that.
I got 'melancholic', which also happened to be my word last year.
January 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I got 'melancholic', which also happened to be my word last year.