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teeter dance
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🏳️‍🌈 it/its or he/him
🃏 TCG stax daddy
🦾 gym object
🐈 cat dad
🪴 plant parent
👾 lvl 34
wow! not being in a toxic environment does wonders for its mental health. who knew?
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
great 4:45am lift on its Friday off work 🦾 feeling amazing!

alright now, time for y'all to line up for forehead smooches 💋
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
make Spinda available in the next Pokémon game & give the little goober Nuzzle, you cowards
November 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
spoiler if you haven't seen The Fall of the House of Usher but:

that picture of Trump & Verna must be real; that's why we're stuck in this situation 💀
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
OKAY this is the deck it will build until Bard is released.

so. hyped.
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
do these 8g hoops make its tits look big?

also... 👀
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
stopped by Electric Strawberry Piercing today & went up a size to 8g ⚡️🍓 it was so excited to see their newly (~4 months ago?) remodeled space!

ft. the infamous chest hair swirl for #tiddytuesday

(it also asked them about septum piercings...)

(it doesn't have approval for a septum piercing... yet)
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
lil' miss Savannah demands affection this morning
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
holy fuck. it slept almost 11 hours last night

it needed the rest 🪫 it's battery was on empty after such a filled weekend
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
for reference: it was channeling this music video while on the dance floor & felt very "object" 🦾🪩
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
never played Pokémon Scarlet & Violet, & probably won't.

but currently obsessed with Ting-Lu.

LOOK AT THE GRUMPY BOIII 😍
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"Even I am greater than I once was," she rasped. "Because I desired to be so."
November 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
went out in public in this suit for the first time tonight 🦾🖤 the blind hood on this fully-enclosed suit went up for maybe 20 minutes? (idk it lost track of time)

but that 20 minutes was magic.

*squeak*
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
last night was another incredibly fulfilling & validating night 💛 it's living the life it is supposed to (sorry there are no photos)

reindeer is hashtaglivingitsbestlife 🦌
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
gay powers restored 🔋
November 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
idk man... trading card games are really cool.
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
🦾 a r m

who is the .obj going to see out at Twin Cities Leather & Fetish Weekend?
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
considering switching from Braids, Cabal Minion to Braids, Arisen Nightmare (better for cEDH)

how come no one told it about the Mortuary + Death Cultist combo with Citadel?!

it was running Aetherflux Reservoir as the Citadel Top payoff... but Mortuary is all upside with Braids!

y'all failed it 😭
November 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
ordered, but now it keeps getting farm equipment advertisements 🐄🐖🌽
okay how's this:

protein shake after the gym in a 2L livestock feeding bottle
November 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
post-shower succubus
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
okay how's this:

protein shake after the gym in a 2L livestock feeding bottle
November 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
nothing has changed since it last did this ~11 months ago.

pk-diagram.pages.dev
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Bronzong is cheering you on(g)!
March 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
the overwhelming amount of good vibes & messages & support just... thank you. so much. 💛
please send it good vibes this week 🦾🏆 thanks
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
thinking about selling some Magic: the Gathering cards to spend more money on:

• Paint for WH40k Chaos Knights
• Flesh & Blood TCG
• Riftbound TCG (Bard when?!?!)
• Yu-Gi-Oh! new D/D/D support
November 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM