I know where i’m going when I die, the big Ingles parking lot in the sky!!!

The receptionist at the physical therapy office i go to just said “be there or be square” to someone confirming an appointment over the phone

We need a mythbusters episode about the cop slide video because i’ve seen so many other videos of people having a very normal time with it.

All my posts have been rock related purely out of coincidence

Accidentally sucked up a special piece of agate i found in minnesota last summer while vacuuming and had to perform what felt like surgery on the vacuum bag to find it. Otherwise i would have been sad about it forever! Got it back tho 🫡

hardware store faux stone path vs one i put my sweat tears and whole ass into