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@saiyawoman.bsky.social lmao

I'm sorry, I got too hyped up.

He replied, slowing down a bit, waiting for her replies

It feels... kind of weird when you speak about me in third person. This is... awkward, ah, why do I feel like my future self is great and that I need to aim towards that now? It's... kinda annoying in some way.

Oh so you're reviving an ancient and dangerous demon? IDGAF, Gohan, I choose you!

Uh... should I carry you to the nearest hospital? You seem... kind of not Okay, Videl-san.

He asked, confused,and a tad bit worried about the health state of the woman

If you need to lie down... well this is grasslands so it should be okay, but I'll stay here just in case. I feel guilty after all

Uh, but it's true!
This will prove it...

So, he detransformed going back into base, hoping that would help the girl

Yes, Son Goku is my dad. And Chichi is my mother. Do...you happen to know that? How weird, the last time I saw him was during the Cell Games...he's probably training with King Kai...

— I know that, currently, he's too strong for me to handle. I've sensed his ki. It gave me shivers. He became so strong I couldn't even imagine, and not even dad is a match for him. However...

He smirked

— If the problem is time, would 31 years be enough to handle him? I know a place. Follow me.

— Oh. I will.

He said, in a more relaxed tone of voice. His aura totally not intimidating now

— However, I'd still like to know your name. You seem strong. Do you know about Cell?

Gohan asked, curiously

— I'm looking for training to beat his ass. Maybe you could help with that?
He detransformed

— This is a serious thing for you to be joking around, Frieza 2.

He was dead serious, analyzing his opponent, giving him a spiteful glance

— Did you or didn't you kill people? Depending on your answer, I'll have to fight to eliminate the threat you represent to Earth.

He raised his hand at him+

— I don't care what you do, Frieza 2, as long as you aren't killing or doing any harm to people. I don't know about your vision of a better world, however something tells me it's not good at all.

He made a pause

— If you dare to touch my friends, or anyone on earth.. I won't be mercyful.

Oh... I know. It's a pain that I cannot kill you with my bare hands like last time. However, you seem to be forgetting that 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘦. And with the power of everyone who hates you, you will definitely lose again. I'll love to see you despair like a filthy scum.

Oh, that's better. So, when the time comes, I can kill you mercilessly. Besides, it's not just what you did to me. What you did to trunks, to the other kid who had his ass beaten to almost death. Don't you get tired? Of being such a cruel killer, of playing with human lives...It infuriates me.

Specially when you sent me to fight to cell
Ah, I still remember the pain.

He found the way to defeat cell.
They just need a hole in the wall, and then a sucking machine. And voilá

No worries, I can ask your friend over here to lift it for me

Sublime

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I hate bajahj plushies, prepare to get chair-assed kicked.

Teen Gohαn

The kid who hɑtes fighting
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