SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
The way the woman smiled at me when I handed her the syrup was something else.
I’m basically a hero is what I’m saying 🤪
The way the woman smiled at me when I handed her the syrup was something else.
I’m basically a hero is what I’m saying 🤪
Me:
Me:
"Because it's Christmas time."
Santa has elves.
"... yeah."
His elves make the toys in his workshop.
"I think you're overthinking this."
And I think this ad didn't think about this enough.
"Because it's Christmas time."
Santa has elves.
"... yeah."
His elves make the toys in his workshop.
"I think you're overthinking this."
And I think this ad didn't think about this enough.
I’ll go first: I used to call my breaks "FailBlog breaks."
I’ll go first: I used to call my breaks "FailBlog breaks."
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He had all these action movies. I'm talking Van Damme, Seagal, Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Willis, etc.
Smack dab in the middle was "A Walk To Remember."
He had all these action movies. I'm talking Van Damme, Seagal, Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Willis, etc.
Smack dab in the middle was "A Walk To Remember."
Go me.
Hey, me! I'm proud of you ❤️
*holds up lemonade*
Cheers!
Go me.
Hey, me! I'm proud of you ❤️
*holds up lemonade*
Cheers!
Lucky for them, I'm a kid in an adult body and keep candy year-round.
Lucky for them, I'm a kid in an adult body and keep candy year-round.