Well now that Dame Maggie Smith is not available it's got to be Christine Baranski.
I'm hoping for exactly that energy

One always lies to you about their emotional state, the other always lies to themself

I'm trying my best

Seems pretty clear from the one turning round, that it's none of your business

This is fun. Random character that hasn't been seen for 10(k) years, steps through door like it's nothing
"Hello princeps"
Doff doff do-d-d-d-d

The hard drive space to defrag

I thought for a second there was a game by Paradox with this option but the tooltip was like. You know you should really learn how to parry

America needs to come off at least one of these maps