atticus 🎃🍉
@tedviolence.bsky.social
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Non-practicing intellectual and full-time shitposter.
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atticus 🎃🍉
@tedviolence.bsky.social
· Dec 18
Just fyi for any new followers I am a Communist and worse than that I am very autistic about the Monster Hunter franchise
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May 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Elon Musk will inevitably drop the "Hitler was aura farming" tweet mark my words
April 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Elon Musk will inevitably drop the "Hitler was aura farming" tweet mark my words
I fuck with the Mario Kart Cow
April 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I fuck with the Mario Kart Cow
Gurren Lagann is a lovely letter to doing stupid shit and hoping it works
March 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Gurren Lagann is a lovely letter to doing stupid shit and hoping it works
This book turns into a screwball comedy for most of chapter 5 until they finally kill Bunny. This book is unbelievably juiced.
It is very funny that The Secret History unfortunately inspired a whole generation into romanticising WASPish elite academia when the novel's central thesis is essentially that all these characters are morally-compromised pretentious whackjobs.
February 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
This book turns into a screwball comedy for most of chapter 5 until they finally kill Bunny. This book is unbelievably juiced.
It is very funny that The Secret History unfortunately inspired a whole generation into romanticising WASPish elite academia when the novel's central thesis is essentially that all these characters are morally-compromised pretentious whackjobs.
February 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It is very funny that The Secret History unfortunately inspired a whole generation into romanticising WASPish elite academia when the novel's central thesis is essentially that all these characters are morally-compromised pretentious whackjobs.
Black Republicans confuse me. Like if I saw a Rabbi in an SS uniform I'd be really confused. Thankfully wisdom is knowing that someone smarter than you has probably already written a book about that subject. Unemployment is worrying about whether or not I can or should buy said book.
February 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Black Republicans confuse me. Like if I saw a Rabbi in an SS uniform I'd be really confused. Thankfully wisdom is knowing that someone smarter than you has probably already written a book about that subject. Unemployment is worrying about whether or not I can or should buy said book.
"Men will fuck anything" true but women will date anything. Feb 14th on Insta is like a montage of Stephen King films. Tf are those. Teach that man what a washcloth is and he'll have a seizure.
February 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
"Men will fuck anything" true but women will date anything. Feb 14th on Insta is like a montage of Stephen King films. Tf are those. Teach that man what a washcloth is and he'll have a seizure.
Who radicalised Macklemore
February 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Who radicalised Macklemore
If you're mourning Kanye and still want another rapper/producer who goes on unhinged bipolar twitter tirades about how great they are whose music is good enough to actually back it up then I recommend listening to JPEGMAFIA.
February 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If you're mourning Kanye and still want another rapper/producer who goes on unhinged bipolar twitter tirades about how great they are whose music is good enough to actually back it up then I recommend listening to JPEGMAFIA.
Telling women to cover up but not because I'm a prude or misogynist I'm just worried they'll catch a cold
February 11, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Telling women to cover up but not because I'm a prude or misogynist I'm just worried they'll catch a cold
I love seeing Andy Samberg on SNL again but I don't think he should be too employed cuz I still wanna see Joanna live at some point prior to my death
January 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I love seeing Andy Samberg on SNL again but I don't think he should be too employed cuz I still wanna see Joanna live at some point prior to my death
[Count Orlok voice] I took her to my Castle and I freaked it.
January 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
[Count Orlok voice] I took her to my Castle and I freaked it.
I think basically all ethnic groups besides WASPs say the exact same things about their cultures. "Oh yeah, we're always late, we eat too much and our women are the most beautiful in the world whilst the men look like beasts."
January 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I think basically all ethnic groups besides WASPs say the exact same things about their cultures. "Oh yeah, we're always late, we eat too much and our women are the most beautiful in the world whilst the men look like beasts."
Haven't talked to this person since College and he just randomly texts me asking for £150. Lmao.
December 31, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Haven't talked to this person since College and he just randomly texts me asking for £150. Lmao.
I don't know anyone's name at work. We just call the chefs Cācā, which is Bengali for Uncle, except for the one white guy in the kitchen, who we call Unchiul, which is Romanian for Uncle. Everyone is Unc.
December 29, 2024 at 2:22 AM
I don't know anyone's name at work. We just call the chefs Cācā, which is Bengali for Uncle, except for the one white guy in the kitchen, who we call Unchiul, which is Romanian for Uncle. Everyone is Unc.
MAGA crowd has their first discussion on policy in 8 years and they immediately cannibalise Elon Musk.
December 28, 2024 at 4:15 PM
MAGA crowd has their first discussion on policy in 8 years and they immediately cannibalise Elon Musk.
Currently performing the immense type rope balancing act of having a nicotine addiction whilst being financially conscious.
December 27, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Currently performing the immense type rope balancing act of having a nicotine addiction whilst being financially conscious.
Hit 'Em Up is one of the all time great songs in my eyes but my favourite parts are when the backup singers stop singing when Tupac starts raging.
December 26, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Hit 'Em Up is one of the all time great songs in my eyes but my favourite parts are when the backup singers stop singing when Tupac starts raging.
I got bass boosted headphones for Christmas and I still can't hear the bass on those fucking Metallica records.
December 25, 2024 at 11:21 PM
I got bass boosted headphones for Christmas and I still can't hear the bass on those fucking Metallica records.
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Typing "skill issue" under people's posts about getting cheated on
December 22, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Typing "skill issue" under people's posts about getting cheated on
Restoring my factory settings
December 21, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Restoring my factory settings
Just fyi for any new followers I am a Communist and worse than that I am very autistic about the Monster Hunter franchise
December 18, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Just fyi for any new followers I am a Communist and worse than that I am very autistic about the Monster Hunter franchise
I know 4 girls named Charlotte and they're all gay. Must be one of those names.
December 16, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I know 4 girls named Charlotte and they're all gay. Must be one of those names.