Certainly not me.

"He didn't do it, and if he says he did it I'll retaliate against him." What a baby.

We're not spending less, idiots, we can't fucking afford those things!

Instead of reporting news, you make your staff eat garbage on TV. Hilarious. Entertainment network indeed.

A study I did found that AI is poised to replace boot lickers everywhere.

"I don't care about the facts dammit!" -Every MAGA

You leave the obsolete cables out of this. They are definitely going to be useful one day!

Conservative leaders have proclaimed this to be "Antifa." These supposed "anti-faschists" are being treated as an enemy of the state. Therefore, the state is fascist. You're not a realist, you're a sycophant who can't handle reality. Or to say it in a way you would understand: Baah.

You can't see it in this photo, but there is a pizza hut near there.

A more physical negation that makeup baby there can comprehend.

I'm fine if Russia decides to do it too, to be clear.

You got a deal.

Cynical chuckles are all I manage these days.