“We will take America without firing a shot. We do not have to invade the U.S. We will destroy you from within”.

- Nikita Khrushchev 1956

There’s a reason public education is over crowded, under funded crap. And tuition for a better education is unaffordable.

Low IQ people are easier to control.

I want my own personal weasel to sit next to me and ask my wife if she’s said thank you to me today, whenever she gets too lippy.

I would advise Joe Biden to lean hard into our new American sensibility and deliver a riveting speech focusing exclusively on Luigi Mangione’s penis size.