Justin Sexton
@tediouslength.bsky.social
he/him. Likes drafting cards, rolling dice, and placing workers. When in doubt, be kind.
He had a chance to do the funniest thing possible there.
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
He had a chance to do the funniest thing possible there.
The same people who honk at the car in front of them a second after it turns green are the same ones who give the finger if they got honked at because they were "just changing the station". No ability to empathize.
December 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The same people who honk at the car in front of them a second after it turns green are the same ones who give the finger if they got honked at because they were "just changing the station". No ability to empathize.
That's fjucking gorgeous!
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
That's fjucking gorgeous!
Can't be that, if it was, he'd refer to himself in the third person with a dumb sports nickname.
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Can't be that, if it was, he'd refer to himself in the third person with a dumb sports nickname.
I can only assume Stephen Miller writes it in big sharpie across what passes for his morning briefing.
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I can only assume Stephen Miller writes it in big sharpie across what passes for his morning briefing.
The best birthday gift I can imagine.
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The best birthday gift I can imagine.
You can /see/ how much he wants to.
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
You can /see/ how much he wants to.
The one time you want to be Heavily Played.
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The one time you want to be Heavily Played.
So, either A they incorrectly notified families that their loved one died, or B rushed to tweet out their deaths before even bothering to notify families. Either way, what incompetent assholes they are.
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
So, either A they incorrectly notified families that their loved one died, or B rushed to tweet out their deaths before even bothering to notify families. Either way, what incompetent assholes they are.
Most of our grocery store apples taste like dogshit so we are starting in a hole here.
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Most of our grocery store apples taste like dogshit so we are starting in a hole here.
And not just blown over but co-opted, right? Media coverage turned into "My career was derailed by accusations, too" with the focus on the suffering of the accused instead of the victims. Just shameful.
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
And not just blown over but co-opted, right? Media coverage turned into "My career was derailed by accusations, too" with the focus on the suffering of the accused instead of the victims. Just shameful.
The unairable outtakes are even better, if you haven't seen them you should!
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The unairable outtakes are even better, if you haven't seen them you should!
Wasn't kelce literally walking forward when the ball was snapped?
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Wasn't kelce literally walking forward when the ball was snapped?
The modern Vitruvian Man.
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The modern Vitruvian Man.
Good lord, what an eerily accurate allegory for this country.
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Good lord, what an eerily accurate allegory for this country.
I appreciate that, but I don't think I have anything to say that you've and many others haven't already knocked out of the park. :)
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I appreciate that, but I don't think I have anything to say that you've and many others haven't already knocked out of the park. :)
Fellas -
Do: support survivors, listen to women, and call out bad behavior. Don't: make it about you, jump to taking things personally, or fetishize victims.
Do: support survivors, listen to women, and call out bad behavior. Don't: make it about you, jump to taking things personally, or fetishize victims.
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Fellas -
Do: support survivors, listen to women, and call out bad behavior. Don't: make it about you, jump to taking things personally, or fetishize victims.
Do: support survivors, listen to women, and call out bad behavior. Don't: make it about you, jump to taking things personally, or fetishize victims.
Painful enough to read, I cannot even imagine the pain and horror of living through it. Thank you for laying out the awful truth so clearly and unequivocally. In a just world, party and power would not allow anyone to escape justice.
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Painful enough to read, I cannot even imagine the pain and horror of living through it. Thank you for laying out the awful truth so clearly and unequivocally. In a just world, party and power would not allow anyone to escape justice.
Man, I miss the haupia pies.
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Man, I miss the haupia pies.
Big Wednesday energy here
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Big Wednesday energy here
Why do teams still want to start with the ball under the new OT rules? Isn't it better to know what you need to score on your possession?
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Why do teams still want to start with the ball under the new OT rules? Isn't it better to know what you need to score on your possession?
He looks like.someone just shot his aboveground pool and there's no bucket in sight.
November 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
He looks like.someone just shot his aboveground pool and there's no bucket in sight.
He looks like Bugs Bunny just gave him an exploding cigar.
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
He looks like Bugs Bunny just gave him an exploding cigar.