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“If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever.”

― George Orwell, 1984
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This is what turned up on my search.
Photo of President Bill Clinton behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office with the quote: "I was this many years old when I found out there were two living presidents in this picture."
November 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Tom Cruise to Donald Trump:
August 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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August 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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August 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Janey Godley with her "Trump is a Cunt" sign high fives a policeman.
August 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Man dressed as a hot dog in a bun with mustard says "we're trying to find the guy who did this."
August 2, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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We've tried nothing, and we're all out of ideas.
July 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Trump and Melania married in 2005 after he split with Epstein, but they started dating in 1996 so she certainly knew Epstein and Maxwell.
July 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Beautiful photos. They remind me of the Hagia Sophia Grand Mosque in Istanbul.
June 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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AG Bondi looks more and more like that Senator who turns into a puddle in the first X-Men movie.

www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
June 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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"Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?"
June 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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"I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz." -Al Franken
June 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Happy Towel Day!
DON'T PANIC AND CARRY A TOWEL
May 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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But Cowboy Curtis still lives.
Fishburne enjoyed his time on the show and saw it as an opportunity to bring joy and make people smile, even though it wasn't the cowboy role he originally envisioned.
May 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
YOU SURVIVED! a trans person used this bathroom & nothing happened...you're fine
May 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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The Vogons--authors of the 3rd worst poetry in the Universe--are already here. I mean, who else would Elon get to run DOGE?
Don't Panic and Carry a Towel
April 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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It feels like I've seen this photo before.
April 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Lucy says Happy Caturday.
March 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Gosar's haircut is called "The Cletus."
March 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Slava Ukraini!
March 1, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Cheery fire on a snowy, wintry evening.
January 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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January 2025 Wolf Moon
January 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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January 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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