Wait... where are the porn bots and crypto posts?
And you call this a social media platform... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Okay okay okay, here’s my intro post:

I like these things:
- Weezer (I’m sorry.)
- Midwest Emo
- Mass Effect
- Zelda
- Local music
- Magic The Gathering
- Collecting and Grading Pokémon TCG
- Pokémon in general actually lol
- Anime (Fav is FMA:Brotherhood)
- My wonderful girlfriend
- More idk

This is the energy I bring to the function btw

I like to think I’m funny but then I open up any sort of tweet format and the comedy leaves my body like Jimmy Fallon’s soul left his when he called RuPaul a drag queen that one time