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Teddy McCool
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Interests: Picture-taking, spinning yarns, ladies of the night. So my holy grail is a stolen painting of knitting female vampires.
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Democratic voters today
Screenshot of the music video for the song "I'm On a Boat" by The Lonely Island. Andy Samberg is in a tuxedo, standing on the bow of a yacht, arms stretched out, singing "Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible!"
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Okay, I now officially LOVE Zohran Mamdani
Screenshot of Zohran Mamdani NYC mayoral campaign video, has parody tweet from American hedge fund manager Bill Ackman that references a bit/meme from The Simpsons that reads: "We can't buy elections like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Sag Harbor. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Montauk, which is what they called Sag Harbor in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter. you'd say. Now where was l... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."
September 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
teddymccool.bsky.social
Okay, how the hell did Tryst know I was visiting England???
A screenshot of the site tryst.link with a captcha consisting of the letters: GBMUFF
May 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I see it on your profile but it looks like there's actually two of them??
November 19, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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Did you know in Twitter settings, you can request an archive of all your posts? It even comes with a web page that lets you search offline!
November 14, 2024 at 7:50 PM