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Me trying to picture which is hotter. (Which one for you is hotter? I’m curious)
a woman with a shaved head covering her face with her hands
ALT: a woman with a shaved head covering her face with her hands
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December 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Me trying to picture which is hotter. (Which one for you is hotter? I’m curious)
And also do we get dumber as we get bigger and if we merged would we be slightly smarter because we have two heads or twice as dumb?
December 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
And also do we get dumber as we get bigger and if we merged would we be slightly smarter because we have two heads or twice as dumb?
Okay so now I have two questions I’m pondering. The first was what would happen if I (also a cartoon dad) were as hugging another cartoon dad from behind and we both got hit.
December 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Okay so now I have two questions I’m pondering. The first was what would happen if I (also a cartoon dad) were as hugging another cartoon dad from behind and we both got hit.
I… (shocked but also you have my full attention please keep going)
a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket
ALT: a woman with a shaved head wearing a black jacket
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December 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I… (shocked but also you have my full attention please keep going)
You know what I’m about to ask don’t you?
December 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
You know what I’m about to ask don’t you?
I mean… you can’t tell me it’s not hot. But I got the idea when you said you couldn’t decide between which hair they would have.
December 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I mean… you can’t tell me it’s not hot. But I got the idea when you said you couldn’t decide between which hair they would have.
And then maybe they kiss a little. Maybe one is slightly more Cyril and one is slightly more Simon but they’re still merged together just in two separate bodies
December 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
And then maybe they kiss a little. Maybe one is slightly more Cyril and one is slightly more Simon but they’re still merged together just in two separate bodies
Okay. Bear with me. It’s a merge idea BUT. Imagine young Cyril and Simon merge together into Caesar but when they split apart they are still mixed up kinda like 2 clones. One w/ dark ginger hair that’s a mix of black and ginger and the other has black and ginger striped hair.
December 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Okay. Bear with me. It’s a merge idea BUT. Imagine young Cyril and Simon merge together into Caesar but when they split apart they are still mixed up kinda like 2 clones. One w/ dark ginger hair that’s a mix of black and ginger and the other has black and ginger striped hair.
I JUST HAD A HOT IDEA
December 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I JUST HAD A HOT IDEA
Ooooooo. Now I’m wondering myself. Both would be hot. A dark ginger color or black and ginger stripes
December 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Ooooooo. Now I’m wondering myself. Both would be hot. A dark ginger color or black and ginger stripes
Also them accidentally fusing and becoming Caesar too
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Also them accidentally fusing and becoming Caesar too
Just imaging the two young at the same time and being awkward and cute together.
December 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Just imaging the two young at the same time and being awkward and cute together.
I’m curious. I’d love to see if cyril decided to try the youth spring and a young cyril meets a young Simon. They’d be so cute.
December 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I’m curious. I’d love to see if cyril decided to try the youth spring and a young cyril meets a young Simon. They’d be so cute.
I just had a fun idea. Don’t worry. I don’t mean merging our bodies together this time… at least… not all of it… 👀
December 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I just had a fun idea. Don’t worry. I don’t mean merging our bodies together this time… at least… not all of it… 👀
(I’m going to bed now to hopefully force myself to dream of this exact scenario)
December 19, 2025 at 5:51 AM
(I’m going to bed now to hopefully force myself to dream of this exact scenario)
Our bodies smash together instantly it almost feels like latch (on a belt that latches I’m sleep deprived so I’m not good right now either) and our pecs grow and split into four massive jugs. (Also our ass gets fatter and rounder idk?)
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Our bodies smash together instantly it almost feels like latch (on a belt that latches I’m sleep deprived so I’m not good right now either) and our pecs grow and split into four massive jugs. (Also our ass gets fatter and rounder idk?)
Also in this scenario I have big pecs and just got finished with a workout (also I fixed the pronouns)
December 19, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Also in this scenario I have big pecs and just got finished with a workout (also I fixed the pronouns)
Of course bro. *the wind blows you at high speeds but I’m in position to catch you* damn they’re going fast. *you start to pick up speed* they’re going pretty fast. Wonder what’s gonna happen when they hit m- *collision*
December 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Of course bro. *the wind blows you at high speeds but I’m in position to catch you* damn they’re going fast. *you start to pick up speed* they’re going pretty fast. Wonder what’s gonna happen when they hit m- *collision*
Wait. Hold on.
December 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Wait. Hold on.
Well in that case do you wanna squeeze in here with me bro? Can’t say whether or not our pecs will be pressed together in here.
December 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Well in that case do you wanna squeeze in here with me bro? Can’t say whether or not our pecs will be pressed together in here.
Like more than one beefy boy in one confined space? Because… 👀
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Like more than one beefy boy in one confined space? Because… 👀
I’m glad you’re such a tf addled little weirdo too. Hehe 😈. Makes it easier when I need someone to match my freaky tendencies.
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’m glad you’re such a tf addled little weirdo too. Hehe 😈. Makes it easier when I need someone to match my freaky tendencies.
We can do two torsos on one set of legs or two heads next to each other on one body with four arms all wrapped around each other. We’ll make it work. Lmao
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
We can do two torsos on one set of legs or two heads next to each other on one body with four arms all wrapped around each other. We’ll make it work. Lmao
We can just merge a little. Not all the way.
December 15, 2025 at 6:15 AM
We can just merge a little. Not all the way.
That being said…
December 15, 2025 at 6:08 AM
That being said…