teddyBfunny Comedy
@teddybfunny.bsky.social
Aspiring comedian here to make laugh 😂
Work from home, they said. Have ultimate freedom, they said. So I thought, okay, I’ll do that. Turns out, there’s no freedom. I’m basically paying for a prison, and my five-year-old is the warden.
#worklife
#worklife
August 6, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Work from home, they said. Have ultimate freedom, they said. So I thought, okay, I’ll do that. Turns out, there’s no freedom. I’m basically paying for a prison, and my five-year-old is the warden.
#worklife
#worklife
Got a lot on my plate:
1) work my day job close some deals get new referrals
2) do some stretches and a light 30-40 minute exercise
3) eat lunch
4) go for a walk
5) Meditate
6) post content
7) eat dinner
8) go to bed
Tomorrow repeat😅
1) work my day job close some deals get new referrals
2) do some stretches and a light 30-40 minute exercise
3) eat lunch
4) go for a walk
5) Meditate
6) post content
7) eat dinner
8) go to bed
Tomorrow repeat😅
June 4, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Got a lot on my plate:
1) work my day job close some deals get new referrals
2) do some stretches and a light 30-40 minute exercise
3) eat lunch
4) go for a walk
5) Meditate
6) post content
7) eat dinner
8) go to bed
Tomorrow repeat😅
1) work my day job close some deals get new referrals
2) do some stretches and a light 30-40 minute exercise
3) eat lunch
4) go for a walk
5) Meditate
6) post content
7) eat dinner
8) go to bed
Tomorrow repeat😅
Don’t be shy ladies… come on a slide 🛝 into DMs like a Slip N Slide
March 20, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Don’t be shy ladies… come on a slide 🛝 into DMs like a Slip N Slide
Happy Single Awareness Day
February 15, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Happy Single Awareness Day
And the award for ‘My Year went from Sugar to 💩’ goes to Jonathan Majors🏆
December 11, 2023 at 5:35 PM
And the award for ‘My Year went from Sugar to 💩’ goes to Jonathan Majors🏆
Thought I wasn’t going to like the new 3-stacks Album but man he is killing it with the flute!!! 🪈
This how I know I’m old when I can sit here and lose myself to one of my favorite rappers playing wind instruments 🤣
This how I know I’m old when I can sit here and lose myself to one of my favorite rappers playing wind instruments 🤣
November 17, 2023 at 8:41 PM
Thought I wasn’t going to like the new 3-stacks Album but man he is killing it with the flute!!! 🪈
This how I know I’m old when I can sit here and lose myself to one of my favorite rappers playing wind instruments 🤣
This how I know I’m old when I can sit here and lose myself to one of my favorite rappers playing wind instruments 🤣
My social media life is like Portishead’s ‘Sour Times’ - ’cause nobody likes my posts in their timeline, not like i do
October 30, 2023 at 10:55 AM
My social media life is like Portishead’s ‘Sour Times’ - ’cause nobody likes my posts in their timeline, not like i do
Check out my two latest videos on YouTube
October 26, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Check out my two latest videos on YouTube
All these Walking Dead Spin-offs are like 5 years too late. I’m like I Walked out on the Walking Dead after Season 7.
I guess it those people who are Dead on inside or as I like to call ‘em ‘ The Watching Dead’ that’s keep this Universe alive..
Maybe the should call it the Milking-Dead!
I guess it those people who are Dead on inside or as I like to call ‘em ‘ The Watching Dead’ that’s keep this Universe alive..
Maybe the should call it the Milking-Dead!
October 2, 2023 at 3:27 PM
All these Walking Dead Spin-offs are like 5 years too late. I’m like I Walked out on the Walking Dead after Season 7.
I guess it those people who are Dead on inside or as I like to call ‘em ‘ The Watching Dead’ that’s keep this Universe alive..
Maybe the should call it the Milking-Dead!
I guess it those people who are Dead on inside or as I like to call ‘em ‘ The Watching Dead’ that’s keep this Universe alive..
Maybe the should call it the Milking-Dead!
listening to the new Drake song Slime Me out is like a Pacifist in Boxing Match - There’s no Punch!
September 25, 2023 at 11:27 PM
listening to the new Drake song Slime Me out is like a Pacifist in Boxing Match - There’s no Punch!
You remember the game show ‘Cash Cab’?
I’ve got an idea for Uber - ‘Cash-Ber’.
I lock riders in, quiz ’em, and if they answer everything right, they get cash.
Miss three?
Dropped off early. And the twist?
All that cash they win?
Goes straight back to me as their tip.
I’ve got an idea for Uber - ‘Cash-Ber’.
I lock riders in, quiz ’em, and if they answer everything right, they get cash.
Miss three?
Dropped off early. And the twist?
All that cash they win?
Goes straight back to me as their tip.
September 7, 2023 at 4:32 PM
You remember the game show ‘Cash Cab’?
I’ve got an idea for Uber - ‘Cash-Ber’.
I lock riders in, quiz ’em, and if they answer everything right, they get cash.
Miss three?
Dropped off early. And the twist?
All that cash they win?
Goes straight back to me as their tip.
I’ve got an idea for Uber - ‘Cash-Ber’.
I lock riders in, quiz ’em, and if they answer everything right, they get cash.
Miss three?
Dropped off early. And the twist?
All that cash they win?
Goes straight back to me as their tip.
Did you know the average age of the Senate is 65?
Since when did our government turn into an elite old folks home?
I don’t want no hard candy I want tax reform!
Since when did our government turn into an elite old folks home?
I don’t want no hard candy I want tax reform!
September 5, 2023 at 1:17 PM
Did you know the average age of the Senate is 65?
Since when did our government turn into an elite old folks home?
I don’t want no hard candy I want tax reform!
Since when did our government turn into an elite old folks home?
I don’t want no hard candy I want tax reform!
@annabelledancer.bsky.social how does one avoid scams and finfd legit SW
September 4, 2023 at 1:28 PM
@annabelledancer.bsky.social how does one avoid scams and finfd legit SW
People say we shouldn’t care what others think because they’re busy thinking about themselves. Then why on social media do we think everyone cares about our posts? Honestly, it shouldn’t be called ‘Social’ Media. More like ‘Echo Chamber’ Media.
September 1, 2023 at 11:28 AM
People say we shouldn’t care what others think because they’re busy thinking about themselves. Then why on social media do we think everyone cares about our posts? Honestly, it shouldn’t be called ‘Social’ Media. More like ‘Echo Chamber’ Media.
It’s crazy how much things have changed. When I was a kid, the American Dream was owning a home, a white picket fence, and having 2.5 kids. Now, at 41, i heard the new American Dream is just to live comfortably!
Sounds about right….
All that other stuff? That’s an American Nightmare.
Sounds about right….
All that other stuff? That’s an American Nightmare.
August 31, 2023 at 3:21 PM
It’s crazy how much things have changed. When I was a kid, the American Dream was owning a home, a white picket fence, and having 2.5 kids. Now, at 41, i heard the new American Dream is just to live comfortably!
Sounds about right….
All that other stuff? That’s an American Nightmare.
Sounds about right….
All that other stuff? That’s an American Nightmare.
Whenever someone asks ‘How are you doing?’ I just reply, ‘I don’t even know what I’m doing, let alone how.
August 31, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Whenever someone asks ‘How are you doing?’ I just reply, ‘I don’t even know what I’m doing, let alone how.
If you’re not Happy in your Marriage remember this….
August 24, 2023 at 6:30 PM
If you’re not Happy in your Marriage remember this….
Somebody I know is not only getting funnier but getting fit too🤩🤫
Don’t tell anyone….but that somebody is me!
Don’t tell anyone….but that somebody is me!
August 22, 2023 at 2:02 PM
Somebody I know is not only getting funnier but getting fit too🤩🤫
Don’t tell anyone….but that somebody is me!
Don’t tell anyone….but that somebody is me!
For all my Blue Sky’rs’ flying the high sky! I’m going to be on Lunch Therapy today link below👇🏿
https://www.youtube.com/live/iURNfzJcJOk?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/iURNfzJcJOk?feature=share
Teddy B Funny the Comedian- Interview Friday - Lunch Therapy 479
Teddy B Funny the Comedian - Interview Friday. Having always dreamed of being a professional comedian, Teddy has been fast-tracking his comedy career for the...
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August 18, 2023 at 3:12 PM
For all my Blue Sky’rs’ flying the high sky! I’m going to be on Lunch Therapy today link below👇🏿
https://www.youtube.com/live/iURNfzJcJOk?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/iURNfzJcJOk?feature=share
To resist is to piss in the wind Anyone who does will end up smelling
#writethatdown
#incubus
#Makeyourself
#writethatdown
#incubus
#Makeyourself
August 16, 2023 at 1:15 PM
To resist is to piss in the wind Anyone who does will end up smelling
#writethatdown
#incubus
#Makeyourself
#writethatdown
#incubus
#Makeyourself
What ya’ll know anout Atmosphere? I put Cats Vans Bags yo! In Midjourney and this is what i got
August 14, 2023 at 11:05 PM
What ya’ll know anout Atmosphere? I put Cats Vans Bags yo! In Midjourney and this is what i got
People of BlueSky. Here’s a question for you. Would rather live “The Good Life” or have “A good Life” asking for a Friend
August 11, 2023 at 12:44 PM
People of BlueSky. Here’s a question for you. Would rather live “The Good Life” or have “A good Life” asking for a Friend
My son is in Highschool and told me he is having a tough time bonding with his friends at parties.
I told him I went through the same thing in Highschool. But i discovered an incredible way to bond with my friends at Parties…
be their drug connect
I told him I went through the same thing in Highschool. But i discovered an incredible way to bond with my friends at Parties…
be their drug connect
July 23, 2023 at 12:13 AM
My son is in Highschool and told me he is having a tough time bonding with his friends at parties.
I told him I went through the same thing in Highschool. But i discovered an incredible way to bond with my friends at Parties…
be their drug connect
I told him I went through the same thing in Highschool. But i discovered an incredible way to bond with my friends at Parties…
be their drug connect
I was reading this book and it states -
find Habitual actions that reflects your Philosophies.
My habitual actions are smoking weed and Jerking My Gherkin..
yep I have the philosophy of the most ineligible Bachelor…
The women are like please don’t give me a rose Teddy B!
find Habitual actions that reflects your Philosophies.
My habitual actions are smoking weed and Jerking My Gherkin..
yep I have the philosophy of the most ineligible Bachelor…
The women are like please don’t give me a rose Teddy B!
July 20, 2023 at 12:07 PM
I was reading this book and it states -
find Habitual actions that reflects your Philosophies.
My habitual actions are smoking weed and Jerking My Gherkin..
yep I have the philosophy of the most ineligible Bachelor…
The women are like please don’t give me a rose Teddy B!
find Habitual actions that reflects your Philosophies.
My habitual actions are smoking weed and Jerking My Gherkin..
yep I have the philosophy of the most ineligible Bachelor…
The women are like please don’t give me a rose Teddy B!
July 20, 2023 at 11:18 AM