T Max
@teddmaxfield.bsky.social
Packers fan, balloon flyer, financial advisor, Miata driver, ally
I wonder how many times the old man thought exactly that.
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I wonder how many times the old man thought exactly that.
It doesn't matter... Your eyes are going to stop being able to see those hairs.
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It doesn't matter... Your eyes are going to stop being able to see those hairs.
It only gets worse.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It only gets worse.
My step-daughter used to ask us what things were like in the olden days. My biggest regret is that when she was growing up, I couldn't swat her with a yard stick to show her how my folks taught me not to be a smart ass.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My step-daughter used to ask us what things were like in the olden days. My biggest regret is that when she was growing up, I couldn't swat her with a yard stick to show her how my folks taught me not to be a smart ass.
How does she feel about being one of the most vocal ransackers who looted the pantry making way for the cobwebs?
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
How does she feel about being one of the most vocal ransackers who looted the pantry making way for the cobwebs?
I'm going to have to try this!
November 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I'm going to have to try this!
As long as there are options beyond pumpkin and pecan, I'm down. If we can include cake, I'm ecstatic.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
As long as there are options beyond pumpkin and pecan, I'm down. If we can include cake, I'm ecstatic.
She probably doesn't care about her nephew, either. Because he's the child of her SIL.
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
She probably doesn't care about her nephew, either. Because he's the child of her SIL.
Yeah, my comment was a joke.
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Yeah, my comment was a joke.
The headline doesn't say the stores closing are Walmart stores. Perhaps Walmart is OPENING some stores which will drive other establishments (probably nice, Mom and Pop shops) out of business.
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The headline doesn't say the stores closing are Walmart stores. Perhaps Walmart is OPENING some stores which will drive other establishments (probably nice, Mom and Pop shops) out of business.
Totally believable.
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Totally believable.
I'm glad. I didn't want to disrespect the lovely art, but I couldn't help it. I hoped my sophomoric joke wasn't in too poor of taste.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I'm glad. I didn't want to disrespect the lovely art, but I couldn't help it. I hoped my sophomoric joke wasn't in too poor of taste.
It's buried under 60 million dollars.
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It's buried under 60 million dollars.
I didn't do that. I still make mistakes with pronouns, but I try hard!
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I didn't do that. I still make mistakes with pronouns, but I try hard!
There's a problem with this post. Perfect caramels don't get referred to in the present tense. "They WERE literally perfect." Because they'd be EATEN by now!
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
There's a problem with this post. Perfect caramels don't get referred to in the present tense. "They WERE literally perfect." Because they'd be EATEN by now!
It's a challenging role to play.
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
It's a challenging role to play.
Also don't expect that child to have food or healthcare. And if it's a girl, don't expect her to have basic human rights.
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Also don't expect that child to have food or healthcare. And if it's a girl, don't expect her to have basic human rights.
Also, selling out Europe and our relationship with the world, not to mention our position as a world leader.
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Also, selling out Europe and our relationship with the world, not to mention our position as a world leader.
The century it takes or nation to recover and heal and rebuild our relationship with the world will be his, too.
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The century it takes or nation to recover and heal and rebuild our relationship with the world will be his, too.
They won't be disappointed if they have good taste. If they only appreciate tradition at the expense of decent food, they'll be appalled.
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
They won't be disappointed if they have good taste. If they only appreciate tradition at the expense of decent food, they'll be appalled.
They're anti-woman. Maybe they're pro-punishing women for having sex. Even if the woman didn't consent to the sex.
November 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
They're anti-woman. Maybe they're pro-punishing women for having sex. Even if the woman didn't consent to the sex.