Listen you sacks a cotton headed ninnymuggins…it’s not that bad.

Gat way two cute der

When the commercial features a gay couple.

Buddy lemme tell you about the finicky reality of THE CAT VET VISIT.

Loving that he ran out of O’s so he had to use zeroes. Perfect design. Get him a job at Leo Burnett.

Yea gimme the comedic version.

I’m listening to Jimbo right now heehaw all over ACC Network and gaaaaaad I hope they are listening to this.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

Kind of expected Bert to say “wet”

Listen don’t make Pope Bob mad.

Caleb needs/deserves to show up for his hot dog.