Hometown slop is my pet name for my wife! Well, DJT came up with it.

I have it framed in my bedroom

Y'all like my new tattoo? It's definitely super fresh and not a cover up. I just love windows 98, it's my favorite OS

Attention Earth humans! The No-Kings protest is cancelled due to inclement weather. Behold! The terrifying skies carrying imminent rain and storms. Do not attend! You are supporting attacking pedophiles, which I, Ted Cruz am against! Seriously, real Ted Cruz said that on video in the Senate.

Hello fellow humans! In order to appeal to the youth, I have paid for another Earth human to repeatedly stick me with an ink infused needle to produce this permanent image of the Back Street Boys on my skin. Behold!

Maybe Kash should start by naming and shaming that "degenerate bastard" who spray painted the tiniest "Fuck Charlie Kirk" on I-59. Luckily I had the same white wash paint ready to go. I also left the artists name who tagged it. Who is this artist, Mr Patel?

If only Cory Booker can channel this energy into stopping the ringleader of this circus of a regime.

The planet of Missouri should stop this nonsense! 6-2 R/D is gerrymandered to shit already! I have created a human meme to highlight the absurdity of this situation! Behold, people of Earth, T'exas, and Misery!

Confirmed, Terry

Tyler Robinsons casings found at Kirk's assassination site

So much fun living in a nation where 30% of the population has the attention span of the goldfish, the arsenal of yee'haw-dist, and more lead in their brains than in their bullets. Remember yesterday when Reich wing influencers were calling to kill left leaning citizens? They conveniently don't.

America has always faxed adversity through tragedy, whether it be 1 day or 24 years ago. It's vital to stand together as a community. We are feeling stressed and depressed, so I ask you to check in on your friends and families, just like this woman who looks suspiciously like my wife Heidi.

Fellow Earth human! I am desperate to be liked by other human beings, just like a typical human being. In order to relate to you, I shall serve my T'exan family a cow made completely of butter! Do you feel related to, fellow Earth human?

Just cleaned my cyber truck with a mixture of lemon juice and salt water and it turned out beautiful! Heating up the lemon juice improves how the salt dissolves.

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Praise yolo swag Jesus and his miracles!

These flowers remind me of the colored part of eyes. What are those called again?