I simmered this old #ADHDmeme down to its essentials

Sometimes I have to stop and ask myself

"Why am I in the bathroom holding laundry detergent, a spatula and my car keys?"

This is how I know, it's time for another list...

Yeah! Daylight savings! My car clock is correct again!

I studied music theory for a bit, but weed and delay is way more fun.

The train of thought is always running but it's never on time.

#adhd

Dave keeps asking me to go to Maui.

In this economy?? Yeah right!

But then, how can I explain the current state of affairs to a six-year old cat?

So much urban design has this weird notion that people walk around in perfectly perpendicular 90° vectors.

People like to talk about their creativity showing up like some mystical unicorn — like you have to be in the right place at the right time with the right mindset, blah blah blah...

My question for this person is: How often do YOU show up for your creativity??

Quantity begets quality

Dear 'The Future'

Damn homie, you used to be cool, but the last few years made you scary and weird.

I gotta take a step back and focus on the present.

Don't call me, I'll call you.

What is the maximum number of entire frozen pizzas one should eat in a day? Just, ballpark?