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Ted Knaz
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We dance to all the wrong songs!
We enjoy all the wrong moves!
We dance to all the wrong songs!
We're not, we're not, we're not, we're not, we're not
We're not
Leading!
Pope Leo begging the fucking pit to open up
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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HA! You definitely grabbed that image from the same source as my work brochure.
Screenshot of a D38999 brochure showing an umbilical cable plate
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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I saw Tame Impala last night, it was amazing
Me outside the Kia Forum Tame Impala, Kevin Parker, on stage holding a red guitar. He's wearing a polo. He took a piss off camera, but on camera, mid show. Red laser lights Lasers, lights, confetti, awesome
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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@grubb.wtf I can finally watch TENET the way it should be seen, on my cracked phone screen at 8% brightness
Tenet is on Netflix
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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@chucktingle.bsky.social I thought of you today during the Spelling Bee
Spelling Bee screenshot with Pounded entered, Awesome! +7
November 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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✌️
Donation to Ventura County Food Share
November 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I won my work Halloween costume contest #Halloween #PostMalone
Me as Post Malone and my coworker as Flava Flav ID badge that has a photo of Post Malone and it says Posty, Austin Post, Syracuse, NY I am wearing a custom white Post Malone cowboy hat with Post Malone face and hand tattoos and am wearing a Western style plaid shirt
October 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Black cat day? Alright, here's Darth #blackcatday
Darth the black cat
October 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Sietchos
October 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Coruscant-ass Imperial Bureau of Standards office, but even they got cubicles!
Concept art of the fuel purity department from Andor showing dozens of rows of analyst desks
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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✌️ on feedback I said "Fuck ICE and fuck y'all"
Screenshot of my premium subscription going dead on 10/24/25
October 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Our cat does this to my wife, and he's like the opposite of your boy here
Darth, the 16 year old Bombay, sitting on a black Blizzcon backpack on top of a diamond patterned rug in from of a screen door. The torn screen and screen protector? Not from the cat! It's from the goddamn tortoise we have, he's a menace!
October 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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www.gq.com/story/tame-i... I have NEVER related to an artist more. I got in trouble for cranking my dad's soundsystem and really FEELING this music, and Smashing Pumpkins was my first favorite band. Loud, intricate, brash.
Every afternoon, when school was over, he'd rush home and slip his copy of Korn's Life Is Peachy into his mom's hi-fi system. The album had come out in the Australian spring of 1996, and it electrified Parker when he heard it at a friend's house. He would crank the volume as loud as it would go and let those songs"Good God," “No Place to Hide," “A.D.I.D.A.S. bludgeoning and belligerent all, but intricate, too -pulverize him for three hours, turning it off just before his mom, Rosalind, arrived home at six. At night, he would sit in his bedroom, listening to the Smashing Pumpkins.
October 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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@cwgabriel.bsky.social @tychobrahe.bsky.social "Okay
We push through THESE guys, and we're in Gnoll Country ."
Penny Arcade August 12 2005 signed by the guys
October 18, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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This is why I am on an antidepressant, and I am very very grateful it works for me. If you ever feel like this, ask your doctor or an urgent care person for help, any type of help, anyway you can do it.
www.cnn.com/2025/10/17/s...
“Even when I changed all the parts of my life that I had wanted to change education, partner and friends I was still depressed," she wrote. "I didn't always feel that way, but I would go in and out of a funk that was as inevitable as bad weather:."
October 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Pickling in this house
A jar of pickles and a jar of sliced jalapenos from our garden fermenting. The jars are lever locked and have a port for an airlock.
October 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Passengers (2016)
Passengers 2016
October 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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These Soundcore C30i's sound frankly incredible for being open ear clips, and I can hear everything. Not the most comfortable, but these are kinda game changing.
The sideah my headah and these headphones
October 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Alyssa Milano, best known for her role as Jenny Matrix in Mark L. Lester's 1985 action flick, Commando
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alyssa Milano fishing in a still from Commando, 1985
October 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I have over a dozen concert posters up in my house, here are three My Morning Jacket ones
My Morning Jacket poster from 10/11/2015 My Morning Jacket poster from 8/16/2022 My Morning Jacket poster from 9/23/2021
October 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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October 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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One of my kiddos launching off for backstroke
September 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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You bastard you got me @bencollins.bsky.social, this was in the mail before his ACL was confirmed to a lifelong appointment to the 5th circuit.
CAN THE 49ERS SURVIVE LOSING NICK BOSA TO THE TRUMP CABINET? The star edge rusher and MAGA acolyte will likely depart mid season to become treasury secretary, or to oversee HUD, or something like that.
September 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Lake beachfront property in Idaho and I swear to god this was one of the cheaper options to show off who the fuck is buying a $8.95M home in fucking Idaho?
September 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM