Michael D.
@tecnooptimist.bsky.social
Neurodivergent founder building the future of relationship tech.
I speak plainly, think differently, and mean well — always.
I speak plainly, think differently, and mean well — always.
YouTube knows what’s up
2026 it’s gonna be lit
And it’s gonna change everything
2026 it’s gonna be lit
And it’s gonna change everything
December 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
YouTube knows what’s up
2026 it’s gonna be lit
And it’s gonna change everything
2026 it’s gonna be lit
And it’s gonna change everything
Why I’m building a movement right now
AI broke the old game
Data ownership is the new frontier
We’re on the edge of a shift we only get once
I wrote the real story of what I’m building, and why millions deserve a different future
If you feel the ground shifting, you’re right
Full post below
AI broke the old game
Data ownership is the new frontier
We’re on the edge of a shift we only get once
I wrote the real story of what I’m building, and why millions deserve a different future
If you feel the ground shifting, you’re right
Full post below
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Why I’m building a movement right now
AI broke the old game
Data ownership is the new frontier
We’re on the edge of a shift we only get once
I wrote the real story of what I’m building, and why millions deserve a different future
If you feel the ground shifting, you’re right
Full post below
AI broke the old game
Data ownership is the new frontier
We’re on the edge of a shift we only get once
I wrote the real story of what I’m building, and why millions deserve a different future
If you feel the ground shifting, you’re right
Full post below
@duolingoverde.bsky.social No Duolingo No
October 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
@duolingoverde.bsky.social No Duolingo No
September 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Here is the pig’s picture and my theory
September 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Here is the pig’s picture and my theory
We are going to drink their milkshake
July 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
We are going to drink their milkshake
Isn’t this how the alien invasion movies always start?
June 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Isn’t this how the alien invasion movies always start?
Fuck Elon. I won’t be seen dead in a fucking Maga truck.
I’ll wait for Scout
I’ll wait for Scout
January 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Fuck Elon. I won’t be seen dead in a fucking Maga truck.
I’ll wait for Scout
I’ll wait for Scout
This puzzle is no joke
January 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This puzzle is no joke
What’s it like living with teenage boys?
You have to send pictures of things like this and tell them specifically to throw their detritus away when they’re done.
You have to send pictures of things like this and tell them specifically to throw their detritus away when they’re done.
December 29, 2024 at 7:44 PM
What’s it like living with teenage boys?
You have to send pictures of things like this and tell them specifically to throw their detritus away when they’re done.
You have to send pictures of things like this and tell them specifically to throw their detritus away when they’re done.
The funny thing is that the space was filled by blue sky after I deleted
December 25, 2024 at 11:15 PM
The funny thing is that the space was filled by blue sky after I deleted
If you are ever in Santa Rosa, CA check out the Snoopy Ice Rink!
December 25, 2024 at 4:27 AM
If you are ever in Santa Rosa, CA check out the Snoopy Ice Rink!
Why is my neighbors tree like this?
It's because people will literally walk up to it with plastic bag bags to pick the not ripe oranges off the tree (see the big bare patch?)
It's because people will literally walk up to it with plastic bag bags to pick the not ripe oranges off the tree (see the big bare patch?)
December 19, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Why is my neighbors tree like this?
It's because people will literally walk up to it with plastic bag bags to pick the not ripe oranges off the tree (see the big bare patch?)
It's because people will literally walk up to it with plastic bag bags to pick the not ripe oranges off the tree (see the big bare patch?)
To be fair, it is a really really good song
December 5, 2024 at 7:48 PM
To be fair, it is a really really good song
It’s time to take the skis off the wall
December 3, 2024 at 12:42 AM
It’s time to take the skis off the wall
Meet Willow the Bernadoodle with boundaries.
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Meet Willow the Bernadoodle with boundaries.