Finally Infowars will be "trusted" source news. This is the best thing The Onion has every done. Haha. This might make the next four years a little more livable but it is early.

But tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

Love the alt text. Now how many songs has Warren written that we probably all got drunk to.

Love that story. Neil Armstrong was a very humble man who did not like the spotlight on himself.

So you follow me backwards?