Tom Fitzer
@technoir1984.bsky.social
That's it, isn't it? The greatest individual performance in baseball history. Might as well shut the game down; it's all downhill from here. defector.com/shohei-ohtan...
Shohei Ohtani Plays The Greatest Baseball Game Of All Time | Defector
Shohei Ohtani creates a world in which there are no stupid questions. Could there ever be a two-way player in the majors? Could he become an elite power hitter and a frontline starter? Could he recove...
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October 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
That's it, isn't it? The greatest individual performance in baseball history. Might as well shut the game down; it's all downhill from here. defector.com/shohei-ohtan...
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from chandra manning's wonderful book "what this cruel war was over"
August 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
from chandra manning's wonderful book "what this cruel war was over"
Overheard while putting away books at the library, "Brock, can you put those always gentler?" *CRASH*
August 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Overheard while putting away books at the library, "Brock, can you put those always gentler?" *CRASH*
Well, uh, South Park pulled the least amount of punches of all time. #southpark
August 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Well, uh, South Park pulled the least amount of punches of all time. #southpark
@iwriteok.bsky.social Outside of everything else, the fact that Hegseth graduated from Forest Lake High School should have been a warning sign. I grew up in that area, and I wouldn't trust anyone, myself included, in that job.
August 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
@iwriteok.bsky.social Outside of everything else, the fact that Hegseth graduated from Forest Lake High School should have been a warning sign. I grew up in that area, and I wouldn't trust anyone, myself included, in that job.
Well shitwrinkles, this cannot be the start of anything good.
June 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Well shitwrinkles, this cannot be the start of anything good.
Jesus, that ref took an absolute shot to the eye. There was not an insignificant amount of blood.
May 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Jesus, that ref took an absolute shot to the eye. There was not an insignificant amount of blood.
@lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social Whenever you start a podcast sponsored religion, this MUST be the Holy Water. All children will be baptized in a tub of White Monster.
April 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
@lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social Whenever you start a podcast sponsored religion, this MUST be the Holy Water. All children will be baptized in a tub of White Monster.
OT playoff hockey requires that someone commits a class C felony or above to get a penalty called. #nhlplayoffs
April 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
OT playoff hockey requires that someone commits a class C felony or above to get a penalty called. #nhlplayoffs
Currently cataloguing every single book I have, and I may be about halfway done with 288 books so far.
March 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Currently cataloguing every single book I have, and I may be about halfway done with 288 books so far.
- "And what is the main selling point of this 'Robocop' video game?"
- "Well, you get to be Robocop".
- "... Here's $1,000 and the rights to my first born child. I'm sold".
- "Well, you get to be Robocop".
- "... Here's $1,000 and the rights to my first born child. I'm sold".
March 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
- "And what is the main selling point of this 'Robocop' video game?"
- "Well, you get to be Robocop".
- "... Here's $1,000 and the rights to my first born child. I'm sold".
- "Well, you get to be Robocop".
- "... Here's $1,000 and the rights to my first born child. I'm sold".
I swear I did the math on this right, and I still have trouble comprehending. If, starting on 10/14/1066, when the Battle of Hastings took place, you had your net worth go up by $1 million every day, then even today, your net worth would be about $7 billion short of what Elon Musk is currently worth
February 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I swear I did the math on this right, and I still have trouble comprehending. If, starting on 10/14/1066, when the Battle of Hastings took place, you had your net worth go up by $1 million every day, then even today, your net worth would be about $7 billion short of what Elon Musk is currently worth
Well we know who is going to win this award for 2025. That was somehow a carpet bombing mixed with a napalming. #kendricklamar
silky johnson is a player hater of the year from 2002
ALT: silky johnson is a player hater of the year from 2002
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February 10, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Well we know who is going to win this award for 2025. That was somehow a carpet bombing mixed with a napalming. #kendricklamar
You know, it's nice playing "Sniper Elite: Resistance", as it lets one shoot Nazis in the dick in slow motion. Really calms the nerves.
February 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
You know, it's nice playing "Sniper Elite: Resistance", as it lets one shoot Nazis in the dick in slow motion. Really calms the nerves.
Someone please explain to me how one of the medications I picked up yesterday was cheaper for me to pay for out of my own pocket than it was to use my insurance to pay for it. What in the goddamned fuck is the point of the insurance then?
January 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Someone please explain to me how one of the medications I picked up yesterday was cheaper for me to pay for out of my own pocket than it was to use my insurance to pay for it. What in the goddamned fuck is the point of the insurance then?
Well, if I had told you last year that the Vikings would be 13-2 with Sam Darnold at the helm, you would have correctly had me committed to one of those weird 19th century insane asylums. And you would have been right to do it.
December 23, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Well, if I had told you last year that the Vikings would be 13-2 with Sam Darnold at the helm, you would have correctly had me committed to one of those weird 19th century insane asylums. And you would have been right to do it.
You think they had trouble finding jurors for the Martin Shkreli trial? Wait until they start the jury selection for Luigi Mangione. #luigi
December 18, 2024 at 12:33 AM
You think they had trouble finding jurors for the Martin Shkreli trial? Wait until they start the jury selection for Luigi Mangione. #luigi
@jkass99.bsky.social It's a beautiful thing seeing your universal theory of "fuck that guy" played out across the country, on both sides of the aisle.
December 8, 2024 at 4:22 PM
@jkass99.bsky.social It's a beautiful thing seeing your universal theory of "fuck that guy" played out across the country, on both sides of the aisle.
For the Wild v Blackhawks, the armed services member of the game was SGT STEPHANIE STIFFARM. That's like, one of the best names I can think of.
November 29, 2024 at 7:19 PM
For the Wild v Blackhawks, the armed services member of the game was SGT STEPHANIE STIFFARM. That's like, one of the best names I can think of.
@jkass99.bsky.social When the Ukrainians attacked Kursk, my buddy showed me a clip from German TV where a German military office was pointing at a map with arrows pointing towards Kursk. Per your series, the last time that happened, it, uh was kind of messy.
November 20, 2024 at 11:36 PM
@jkass99.bsky.social When the Ukrainians attacked Kursk, my buddy showed me a clip from German TV where a German military office was pointing at a map with arrows pointing towards Kursk. Per your series, the last time that happened, it, uh was kind of messy.
Ok, someone definitely put a glitch in the Matrix, due to the fact that the DETROIT LIONS are unequivocally the best team in the NFL. #detroitlions
November 20, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Ok, someone definitely put a glitch in the Matrix, due to the fact that the DETROIT LIONS are unequivocally the best team in the NFL. #detroitlions