Nigel Small
@technige.bsky.social
Programmer with a small grey beard.
I do #Python, #Java, #Rust, #JavaScript, #C, #PHP, or whatever else. Often found hanging around sockets, protocols, databases, and cups of tea.
Threema ID: BH83A3XX
I do #Python, #Java, #Rust, #JavaScript, #C, #PHP, or whatever else. Often found hanging around sockets, protocols, databases, and cups of tea.
Threema ID: BH83A3XX
Hallelujah, he is risen.
October 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Hallelujah, he is risen.
We learned nothing from two world wars. We have all sat back procrastinating while Netanyahu and his gang literally turn an entire civilization into rubble. We must have no tolerance for intolerance. This crazed ideological madness must be stopped. The world's leaders have to step forward.
August 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
We learned nothing from two world wars. We have all sat back procrastinating while Netanyahu and his gang literally turn an entire civilization into rubble. We must have no tolerance for intolerance. This crazed ideological madness must be stopped. The world's leaders have to step forward.
Its effect is to make the UK an international laughing stock for zero benefit. The OSA is as pointless as a lone gate in the middle of a field, wasting time and money on something that can be easily walked around for anyone with an ounce of technical knowledge.
July 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Its effect is to make the UK an international laughing stock for zero benefit. The OSA is as pointless as a lone gate in the middle of a field, wasting time and money on something that can be easily walked around for anyone with an ounce of technical knowledge.
Tad nippy out, up here at 3,842m.
July 16, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Tad nippy out, up here at 3,842m.
Welcome to the garden, new apple tree.
April 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Welcome to the garden, new apple tree.
I randomly wandered onto Twitter/X and I have no idea what any of these "news" headlines mean
April 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I randomly wandered onto Twitter/X and I have no idea what any of these "news" headlines mean
Time to watch this week's #TheApprentice
April 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Time to watch this week's #TheApprentice
Based on my knowledge of international trade negotiation protocols, the US now needs to increase to "infinity plus one percent" and formally close the process with "and no returns".
April 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Based on my knowledge of international trade negotiation protocols, the US now needs to increase to "infinity plus one percent" and formally close the process with "and no returns".
Imagine if Obama had done any of this...
April 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Imagine if Obama had done any of this...
A new cider to try 🍎🍏
April 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A new cider to try 🍎🍏
That's gonna be a shit Back to the Future reboot.
March 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
That's gonna be a shit Back to the Future reboot.
Interesting to see that Amazon have modelled their robot logic on two British people trying to pass each other on a pavement.
March 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Interesting to see that Amazon have modelled their robot logic on two British people trying to pass each other on a pavement.
Good to see we've already got those plans to replace US armaments underway.
March 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Good to see we've already got those plans to replace US armaments underway.
Piss-poor business strategy.
March 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Piss-poor business strategy.
February 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'm currently writing some code to mess around with AI, and because I'm on a low-spec machine, thought I'd use tinyllama. It has just informed me that sharks belong to the order "Squattyfish". Can't stop giggling.
February 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I'm currently writing some code to mess around with AI, and because I'm on a low-spec machine, thought I'd use tinyllama. It has just informed me that sharks belong to the order "Squattyfish". Can't stop giggling.
Looks like Trump just gave US citizens the legal right to assassinate him.
February 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Looks like Trump just gave US citizens the legal right to assassinate him.
The next person to call Musk a genius gets a slap.
February 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The next person to call Musk a genius gets a slap.
The absolute reliability of Artificial "Intelligence"
February 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
The absolute reliability of Artificial "Intelligence"
Reading the instructions for our new fridge-freezer....
January 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Reading the instructions for our new fridge-freezer....