also Melty Garfunkel and Oates is going to haunt me

like come the fuck on. this is not real.

also they posted this and deleted it (the screenshot is from them reposting their deleted take for transparency) which makes me kind of cast doubt on the idea that it's not a negative moral judgment

something something social contagion something something

you're frustrated about your 300 character post limit? couldn't be me

op posted a link to some Google trends results showing a significant increase in delve/dive relative ratio in Nigeria so I'm now significantly more inclined to believe this is real

hmmm

discovering the cure for cancer, and then immediately destroying it so the next generation can feel the satisfaction of discovering it for themselves

on the other hand, when the squishies get a little too smug about the glitches in computer vision systems, I like to hit em with one of these