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callie
@techni-callie.bsky.social
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making stuff sound good and doing other stuff good too | sound guy at @complexly.bsky.social | sorry about the mess | she/they
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spent the night finishing up my page from the Learnathon junk journal stream earlier today and I’m pretty pleased with how my first go at it turned out. thanks to everyone who hung out with us today!
A collage of stuff cut out of my junk mail. The theme is entirely red. With cutout words, it reads, “DFTBA. OFFICIAL ONE-TIME DRINK OF THE SIC POWER. WE GOT DANG SOFT. PADDLE OFF THE CLIFF. COCA-COLA. DELIVERING A REGULAR AMOUNT BEYOND ONE OPTION NOW. ‘S GO BIRDS. CONTACT FUTURE.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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tried to type the word "canyon" too fast and i think some cosmic entity is mocking me
a screenshot of a search bar with the word "canyon" misspelled as "canyin'", which also happens to be how the author pronounces the word canyon
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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found the perfect mousepad on etsy
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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genuinely curious as to what i’ve done that caused me to get served ads for $2,500 gold weiners
an internet ad from The RealReal, showing a gold charm in the shape of an anatomically accurate penis and testicles. The advertised price is $2,625 but it is on sale for 2$,493.75. what a steal.
October 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I lived, bitch 💪
Callie taking a selfie wearing an orange 100% Eat shirt, holding her race results showing a time of 39:19 and a finish place of 25 in her age group
October 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I get to flip one of these bitches in about an hour
October 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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when your hair gets long enough you graduate to a second plastic cape. follow for more tips & tricks on maximizing your income of capes.
Callie taking a mirror selfie at the hairdresser’s, wearing a bunch of foil in her hair, a black hairdresser’s cape and a smaller flimsy clear plastic cape on top of it
October 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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proof of life
Callie taking a mirror selfie, in jeans and a kind-of-fancy blue crop top, with orange leaves decorating the frame of the mirror.
September 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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shirt: 16: i’m so gosh darn sexy it hurts, ok

👕: Hot Topic
Callie at the gym, taking a mirror selfie wearing a green hat and a black shirt with Pepe the King Prawn (the muppet shrimp) in a flamenco pose with a rose in his mouth, surrounded by a gilded golden frame and more roses
September 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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getting choked out by ida-ho
a screenshot of the Watch Duty app, showing a large group of wildfires in northern Idaho, right next to my location in western Montana a screenshot of Apple’s weather app’s air quality map, with all of northern Idaho and western Montana in red and orange, with my location showing an AQR of 112 (unhealthy for sensitive groups)
September 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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every time i think of Gavin Newsom/centrist dems throwing trans people under the bus in order to appeal to a 'wider' audience, this tumblr screenshot pops up in my head. i think about it all the time these days.
a screenshot that is a mashup of two screenshots; the first: "remember that you can't save everyone". the second: "Remember that you have to try."
September 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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sicko voice: yessssss, ha ha ha, YESSSSSS
a POV shot of Callie at the hotel pool, reading a book selfie of Callie wearing a hat with a book over her face. The book is Wavewalker, by Suzanna Heywood
August 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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i have never laughed harder at a sci show thumbnail
a screenshot of a youtube video posted on the SciShow youtube channel called, “Do Animals Exercise?” The photo for the video is of a kangaroo, and says the words, “A KANGAROO IS NOT JACKED ON PURPOSE”
August 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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i’ve become the kind of person who uses the hotel gym what happened to me
Callie taking a far-away mirror selfie in the hotel elevator, wearing workout clothes and carrying a water bottle
August 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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shirt #15: making the most of it anyway

👕: threadheads
Callie at the gym, taking a mirror selfie, wearing a green hat and a tan shirt that has a woodcut-style green frog on it, captioned, “I exist without my consent. Existence, 0/10, would not recommend.”
August 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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it was in fact, not meant to be. i got tiny cubes, a tiny Tupperware and tiny cutting board that don’t even fit inside the cubes, and a tiny toaster oven. 1/10, would not buy again. capitalism won today. still kinda want that tiny KitchenAid though.
a tiny black toaster oven that is less than an inch tall, a tiny white shelf with tiny pinky-purple cubes in two of the slots. a tiny teal food container that is about the size of a fingernail rests on top of the tiny cube shelf. in front of the shelf is a tiny light brown cutting board, about an inch wide. On the right is tiny packing foam things for the tiny toaster oven, and a tiny KitchenAid-branded box for the tiny toaster oven. behind it is the good-awful amount of plastic i had to unwrap to get to the tiny kitchen items. i used the word “tiny” in this description twelve times.
July 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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this is @100percenteat.com ‘s fault. listened to the podcast today and thought, minibrands goes against everything i stand for, but damn i kinda want that tiny KitchenAid. went grocery shopping and ran into the miniverse stand, saw the only Home one in a sea of bs, felt like it was meant to be.
a hand holding a Mini Brand ball, with a tiny KitchenAid mixer pictured on it, with the words “CREATE YOUR OWN MINI HOME!”. behind it is a stand of colorful boxes that have other miniverse bullshit in them.
July 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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shirt #14: according to legend this shirt once took down an entire company

👕: The Regulation Podcast, but mostly @andrewpanton.bsky.social
I’m not tagging Eric, I don’t want him to get mad at me
Callie at the gym taking a mirror selfie, sitting on a mat, wearing a green hat and a dusty blue shirt that has two cartoon characters on it with their arms around each other. On the right, a regular normal man with a mustache and some sick orange glasses and some sort of smirk on his face. On the left, a cursed rat-boy hybrid who is a pale flesh color and eyes I can only describe as “uncomfortable” but he is also smiling. Over them, there’s text that proclaims, “#1 RATY BOYS”
July 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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got dolled up for trivia night, we won third place, and now the complexly offices have another random trinket because we really needed another one of those
Callie taking a mirror selfie, wearing a dark green tank top jumpsuit/shorts thing and with yellow hair down. the rest of her apartment in the reflection is both very messy and also not important. Her phone is covering her face. A photo at the bar of my coworker Savannah holding up a foot-tall porcelain statue of a bunny wearing like 1800’s style corset and dress and bonnet, carrying a bouquet of tulips. The corset jacket top is white and the skirt is pink, it’s definitely probably and Easter decoration. A close up of previously mentioned porcelain bunny, with a kind expression and yellow bow on front of her corset. Behind her is the remnants of drinks and nachos and napkins. Just utter carnage.
July 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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that's crazy talk, who would ever do that
a screenshot of a marketing email i received from Arctic Fox Hair Dye that says, "Trend to Dye: Orange Highlights on Brown Hair. Brown and orange hair might sound like an autumn-only aesthetic, but this dynamic duo is THE color combination taking over our social feeds right now!" This is relevant because I used to dye my brown hair orange, and it is currently a balayage of my natural brown fading into a yellow/orange situation
July 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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also while i was on the treadmill the baseball field crew was testing their system by watching an entire episode of the fairly odd parents
a really zoomed in and blurry shot of a scoreboard peering through a bunch of trees showing a scene of Cosmo, Wanda, and what’s his face, the main character kid. I don’t know, I watched Cartoon Network. Also there’s a red truck in the image but it’s not important.
July 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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shirt #13: last night i experienced the worst heartburn i’ve ever had and woke up this morning with a hangover and still managed to do a walk-sprint thing so this one felt right for today

👕: w0rstshirts on insta
Callie at the gym, sitting and taking a selfie where the phone covers her face, wearing a green hat and a white shirt that has a big pink heart airbrushed on it with curly writing over it that says, “I want to Die”.
July 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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a The Moody Blues record titled, “every good boy deserves favour” A wooden trinket that has a house painted on it that says, “God Bless Our Mortgaged Home” a CD of “The Very Best of Hot Tuna LIVE” a half-eaten burger from Wally & Buck, with fries, and the book “Wavewalker” by Suzanne Heywood
June 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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scenes from my saturday thrift trip
sitting next to Brennen’s wave at the park with a basil lemonade canvas bag with a depiction of snoopy in a winter hat and big puffy coat, captioned SNOOPY a couple of cd’s and an Amy Grant cassette that my mom definitely had when we were growing up a mirror selfie of me in a dressing room
June 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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shirt #12: i love slop

👕: The EPA Mutual Aid Store afgeemployeemutualaidstore.com
Callie at the gym, wearing a hat and a black shirt featuring a spigot spewing some sort of horrible liquid onto the head of a caricature of Elon Musk. The shirt also says, “DESTROY EPA. All my homies love LEAD POISONING.”
June 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM