I’ll lay them on my boi like he’s a stool

I’ll see you on the lazy river

Oh shit, you going to go swimming too?

The different times you have will be like the cards in your wallet, only the time available on each card is exactly what it says it is, because the value of time can’t change on earth.

Everyone on the planet experiences time the same (assumedly) and will have a checker make sure their time is accurate, as well as the checker having their time recorded by a sole purpose checker who will get evaluated by peers for review of times. They will be paid in checker/reviewer time.

Higher complexity jobs give a normal time allowance, as well as time bonus for either studied work or strenuous physical labor. For jobs where you have maternity leave, you are born with a time allowance for maternity, and can apply for extension if the shoe fits the bill. Here time is uninflatable.

Those look just right, not too dirty in some opinions

Bro is the bed

Oml, sockies!

I am so brain rotted, I was expecting a frog to jump at the camera

Can I get some in a doggy bowl?

I just “happened” to be there, and one step led to another, with my face getting crushed

Now I’m SHOULD go smother my boyfriend with any place on my body at this point… but he’s already getting smothered without air conditioning. Love you babe, we’ll figure a solution for the water build up.