Dan Ellis
@techiedan.bsky.social
The bearded ginger some god-bothering dingus probably warned you about.
He / Him
He / Him
"He can never be trusted with power again. As citizens, we each have a duty to put country above partisanship to defend our Constitution. That is why I will be casting my vote for Vice President Kamala Harris." -Dick Cheney, September 6, 2024
November 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"He can never be trusted with power again. As citizens, we each have a duty to put country above partisanship to defend our Constitution. That is why I will be casting my vote for Vice President Kamala Harris." -Dick Cheney, September 6, 2024
That's because one of the parties has a whole lot more racists as members.
October 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
That's because one of the parties has a whole lot more racists as members.
The poison pill was made by Republicans. They should all choke on it without any support from Democrats.
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The poison pill was made by Republicans. They should all choke on it without any support from Democrats.
And now, Republicans are holding desperate Americans hostage in order to get Democrats to vote for a wildly damaging continuing resolution that will still strip people of their healthcare in order to say later that "Democrats voted for it, too."
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
And now, Republicans are holding desperate Americans hostage in order to get Democrats to vote for a wildly damaging continuing resolution that will still strip people of their healthcare in order to say later that "Democrats voted for it, too."
Republicans had six months to push back when Trump refused to disburse already-provided funds for various programs. They didn't.
Republicans could have, at any point in the last nine months, removed the filibuster in order to pass a continuing resolution by themselves. They didn't.
Republicans could have, at any point in the last nine months, removed the filibuster in order to pass a continuing resolution by themselves. They didn't.
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Republicans had six months to push back when Trump refused to disburse already-provided funds for various programs. They didn't.
Republicans could have, at any point in the last nine months, removed the filibuster in order to pass a continuing resolution by themselves. They didn't.
Republicans could have, at any point in the last nine months, removed the filibuster in order to pass a continuing resolution by themselves. They didn't.
"Not, 'Okay. You're the boss.'
"Not, 'Whatever you say goes.'
"But, instead, the only phrase that can genuinely make a weak bully go away. And that is...
"'Fuck you. Make me.'"
- The closing lines from the main segment of tonight's episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
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"Not, 'Whatever you say goes.'
"But, instead, the only phrase that can genuinely make a weak bully go away. And that is...
"'Fuck you. Make me.'"
- The closing lines from the main segment of tonight's episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
September 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"Not, 'Okay. You're the boss.'
"Not, 'Whatever you say goes.'
"But, instead, the only phrase that can genuinely make a weak bully go away. And that is...
"'Fuck you. Make me.'"
- The closing lines from the main segment of tonight's episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
"Not, 'Whatever you say goes.'
"But, instead, the only phrase that can genuinely make a weak bully go away. And that is...
"'Fuck you. Make me.'"
- The closing lines from the main segment of tonight's episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
"And when they come to you with stupid, ridiculous demands - picking fights that you know you could win in court - instead of rolling over, why not stand up and use four key words they don't tend to teach you in business school?
September 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"And when they come to you with stupid, ridiculous demands - picking fights that you know you could win in court - instead of rolling over, why not stand up and use four key words they don't tend to teach you in business school?
Every bit of that statement is factually correct.
September 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Every bit of that statement is factually correct.
What Kimmel actually (and correctly) said was that "We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterise this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them, and doing everything they can to score political points from it."
September 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
What Kimmel actually (and correctly) said was that "We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterise this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them, and doing everything they can to score political points from it."